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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:16 pm

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The Sankei writes (Japanese) that a 27 year old woman has been arrested for dumping 15 kilos of vomit at a site near her own apartment in Kobe at around 4:30am. The woman, a pharmacist, confessed that she was bulimic and had recently been binge-eating. Police say that since last year there have been over 100 incidents of illegal dumping of bags full of vomit. The woman admitted that she had disposed of her own vomit on previous occasions. It's good they caught her. As Nigel Tufnel says in This is Spinal Tap: "You can't really dust for vomit".
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Postby Captain Japan » Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:27 pm

At what volume does it become illegal to dump vomit?
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:38 pm

Why don't people just puke into their toilets like everybody else?


(or in my case during a recent bout of food poisoning - all over the walls of the toilet - way, way TMI)
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:54 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Why don't people just puke into their toilets like everybody else?


She might have been considering an okonomiyaki home party.
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Postby Iraira » Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:17 pm

So are we gonna start seeing random salarimen arrested for orally discharging at the train station? Anyone got a picture of the vomitress? Preferably not in action.
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:44 pm

Christ, I bet that apartment smells good.:rolleyes: , not to mention all her rotting teeth from all that chundering.
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Postby ttjereth » Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:58 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Why don't people just puke into their toilets like everybody else?


(or in my case during a recent bout of food poisoning - all over the walls of the toilet - way, way TMI)


Seriously... I think there are some much more deep rooted mental problems if she found the need to puke into something other than the toilet and let the stuff build until she had 15 frigging kilos of it...

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Postby Visitor K » Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:32 am

ttjereth wrote:Seriously... I think there are some much more deep rooted mental problems if she found the need to puke into something other than the toilet and let the stuff build until she had 15 frigging kilos of it...


i would normally tend to agree with you, but its really hard to imagine any deep rooted mental problems in japan.... ... .
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Postby Greji » Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:29 am

GomiGirl wrote:Why don't people just puke into their toilets like everybody else?


I prefer Ralphing in the gutter as it is more convenient to where I'm usually lying.
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Postby ttjereth » Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:44 am

Visitor K wrote:i would normally tend to agree with you, but its really hard to imagine any deep rooted mental problems in japan.... ... .


Now that was funny!

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Postby Catoneinutica » Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:41 pm

Beginning of future article about Japan by Clueless Newbie Reporter:

"In Japan, where crime is so rare that police worry about illicit vomit dumping..."
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Postby succubusqueen » Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:39 am

Catoneinutica wrote:Beginning of future article about Japan by Clueless Newbie Reporter:

"In Japan, where crime is so rare that police worry about illicit vomit dumping..."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby eddie » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:47 am

Mulboyne wrote:She might have been considering an okonomiyaki home party.


'officers, i just couldn't finish all this monja...'
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