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J-Police Now Assisting Suicides

Postby kurohinge1 » Mon May 12, 2008 1:16 pm

[SIZE="4"]Kerosene-soaked man dies after being given lighter in Japanese police station[/SIZE]

AFP wrote:
TOKYO (AFP) —]he poured kerosene over himself in front of police[/B]," a police spokesman said.

Kubota refused to change his kerosene-soaked clothes at the police station and asked to smoke during questioning, according to the Yomiuri Shimbun and other Japanese media.

Despite no-smoking rules in the building, a police official gave him a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. When Kubota stood up, his right knee was ablaze and he quickly turned into a fireball, the reports said . . .
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I love the way that's worded - like violation of the no-smoking rule was the crime, rather than handing a kerosene-soaked man a lighter. Negligent homicide, anyone?

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Postby Catoneinutica » Mon May 12, 2008 6:15 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:[SIZE="4"]Kerosene-soaked man dies after being given lighter in Japanese police station[/SIZE]



I love the way that's worded - like violation of the no-smoking rule was the crime, rather than handing a kerosene-soaked man a lighter. Negligent homicide, anyone?

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In the real world, yes. TIJ, though, so just more of the usual antics of the intergalactically incompetent J-Keystones.

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Postby Behan » Mon May 12, 2008 7:23 pm

Just think, that cop is(was) carrying a gun.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon May 12, 2008 8:09 pm

Are we even sure that the guy really lit himself on fire?
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Postby Midwinter » Mon May 12, 2008 8:28 pm

You simply can't write comedy like this :D :D :D
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Postby Greji » Mon May 12, 2008 10:59 pm

Midwinter wrote:You simply can't write comedy like this :D :D :D


You got it Mid- I mean keystone kops or what?
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Postby james » Mon May 12, 2008 11:19 pm

this cop really should have gotten.. fired .. for his incompetence.
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The Original Wording

Postby Sensei » Tue May 13, 2008 1:44 am

The wording of this story when it first appeared was far better:
At some point, Kubota gained access to a lighter and subsequently caught fire.
You gotta figure this was the first version of the story that the police released. "Gee whiz, while locked in a police detention cell, he just somehow happened to 'gain access' to a lighter, whaddaya know? How in the world could that have happened?" As if they had nothing to do with it.
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue May 13, 2008 3:53 am

Why would you let a guy sit there soaked in kerosene in the first place? Surely you get him to strip and then set a fire hose on him first if only for the fun of it.
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Postby alicia454 » Tue May 13, 2008 5:56 am

When officers came to his house, "he poured kerosene over himself in front of police," a police spokesman said.

Considering the ethics of the Japanese police, who torture suspects regularly, I am still not convinced that the police did not deliberately light him on purpose during questioning, or even initially doused him with the kerosene. (Sign this confession immediately or you will burn!)

There doesn't seem to be any other witnesses (other than the corrupt police) at the police station or his home. I doubt there is any video as well.

The fact is, the police should be directly responsible for those in custody. And even if the man did indeed soak himself in kerosene and ignited himself, the police are still guilty of negligent homicide for handing him a lighter.
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Postby Charles » Tue May 13, 2008 7:11 am

alicia454 wrote:The fact is, the police should be directly responsible for those in custody.

What? You mean currently, they're not?
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Mmmm

Postby kurohinge1 » Tue May 13, 2008 7:35 am

alicia454 wrote: . . . And even if the man did indeed soak himself in kerosene and ignited himself, the police are still guilty of negligent homicide for handing him a lighter.


And, as mentioned by Mulboyne, for failing to remove or neutralise the highly flammable clothing when they had plenty of opportunity, and a duty, to do so. He was not only a danger to himself, but to all those around him while he remained in those clothes.

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Postby Tsuru » Wed May 14, 2008 2:30 am

At least they have a sense of humour.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Wed May 14, 2008 2:31 am

alicia454 wrote:Considering the ethics of the Japanese police, who torture suspects regularly, I am still not convinced that the police did not deliberately light him on purpose during questioning, or even initially doused him with the kerosene. (Sign this confession immediately or you will burn!)

There doesn't seem to be any other witnesses (other than the corrupt police) at the police station or his home. I doubt there is any video as well.

The fact is, the police should be directly responsible for those in custody. And even if the man did indeed soak himself in kerosene and ignited himself, the police are still guilty of negligent homicide for handing him a lighter.


I couldn't agree more, just doesn't quite add up. There "is" something a little fishy about the whole story.
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Postby Greji » Wed May 14, 2008 12:35 pm

xenomorph42 wrote:I couldn't agree more, just doesn't quite add up. There "is" something a little fishy about the whole story.


It's probably more like "If you sign this confession, we'll let you go free.
If you don"t I'll light this lighter like this :flame:...Opps..."
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:54 am

Mainichi: Cop tried to cover up blunder over fuel-soaked man who ignited self during questioning
A police sergeant tried to cover up an investigation blunder after he and his colleagues gave a kerosene-soaked man a lighter for a cigarette during questioning, and the man fatally set himself alight, investigators said. A 54-year-old sergeant at Atsuta Police Station in Aichi Prefecture has admitted to having taken away the lighter and an ashtray from the interrogation room and hiding them right after the fatal fire. Aichi Prefectural Police sent papers accusing the sergeant, as well as two senior officers aged 28 and 25 and a 24-year-old officer who brought the lighter into the interrogation room, of professional negligence resulting in death. "I thought it would not look good if it turned out that we let the man smoke inside the interrogation room, as smoking is prohibited," the sergeant told investigators in admitting to the allegations. The four officers took custody of Hifumi Kubota, 45, an unemployed man from Nagoya, late at night on May 10 after he was found drunk and had soaked himself in kerosene, according to local police. The officers questioned Kubota at their police station from around 11:15 p.m. to 12:15 a.m. the following day.

When the officers tried to have Kubota undergo a sobriety test, he demanded that he be allowed to smoke a cigarette. "I'll agree if you let me smoke," he was quoted as telling the officers. The policemen then brought in a cigarette, a lighter and an ashtray while neglecting to watch over Kubota, investigators said. Kubota lit the lighter and subsequently caught fire. After the incident, it emerged that the lighter and the ashtray had disappeared from the interrogation room. One of the three policemen, who were inside the interrogation room, initially told police, "We don't know what happened to them (the lighter and the ashtray)." However, it turned out later that the 54-year-old sergeant had taken away the objects from the room after the incident and hid them in the kitchen at the police station. The ashtray was later discovered, but the lighter has reportedly not turned up yet, according to police. Investigators suspect that a third person unaware of the circumstances may have taken the lighter. The three policemen told investigators that they didn't see how the fire started, but a police experiment proved that clothes would not catch fire from a cigarette flame alone. Aichi Prefectural Police have determined that Kubota's clothes caught fire directly from the lighter.
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