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The Izu Sex Doll Murder

Postby Mulboyne » Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:49 am

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Guardian: Japanese murder investigators fooled by blow-up sex doll
Police in Japan have been left red-faced by an apparent murder that turned out to be an unusual case of mistaken identity. It began in the morning with a frantic call from a couple who had spotted a "corpse" while out walking their dog in a mountain forest in Izu, central Japan, the ZakZak news website reported today. Fifteen officers were dispatched to the scene, where they discovered a human form wrapped in plastic and tightly bound around the neck, midriff and ankles, with hair protruding from one end. The body was left untouched and taken away for examination, and the crime scene duly secured by a police cordon. Dozens of extra officers were dispatched to interview potential witnesses, while the evening edition of the local newspaper carried a report of the gruesome find, complete with a photograph of the body's resting place. By mid-afternoon, the body was in the hands of police pathologists. But when they sliced open the wrapping, they were confronted not by a decomposing corpse, but by a life-sized sex doll. A police spokesman apologised for the commotion but defended his officers, saying they had simply been following protocol by leaving the concealed "body" untouched until it was in the hands of pathologists. Though no crime had been committed, the spokesman could not resist admonishing the doll's mystery owner. The doll, he told bemused reporters, showed signs of repeated use. "Our guess is that the owner didn't want to take a risk by throwing it away with the rest of his rubbish," he said. "It was an incredibly irresponsible thing to do."

Trivial aside: That's the first time I've noticed a journalist cite the Sankei's ZakZak website as a story source.
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Postby Buraku » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:07 am

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LOL it took a damn pathologist to tell them it was a plastic inflatable

Mulboyne wrote: "It was an incredibly irresponsible thing to do."



Typical day for the keystone cops, trying to distract the public attention away from the cops ineptitude and blaming everything on some weird silly otaku

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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:27 am

Buraku wrote:LOL it took a damn pathologist to tell them it was a plastic inflatable

Reading the original article, it seems like it was one of those life-sized sex dolls rather than an inflatable (more on the difference in this thread). I'll change the title because it is vital to get those details correct.
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Postby Visitor K » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:15 am

id guess it was some sick fuck acting out his fantasies of killing some blonde hostess and dumping her body in the field. probably start doing it for real soon..
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Postby bolt_krank » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:15 am

Visitor K wrote:id guess it was some sick fuck acting out his fantasies of killing some blonde hostess and dumping her body in the field. probably start doing it for real soon..


Don't worry - though, even if he gets caught nothing will happen to him.
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Postby Blah Pete » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:29 am

So I guess they at least got some DNA samples of the perp.
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:41 am

Blah Pete wrote:So I guess they at least got some DNA samples of the perp.


Naw, Pete Take just forgot his girl friend when he came home from his Izu natsuyasumi....
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Postby Kanchou » Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:10 pm

I don't even want to know what turn of events brought about him deciding that he needed to dispose of it.

(especially considering the replacement price)
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Postby Western All Stars » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:23 pm

Just how does one go about disposing of a life-size, life-like sex doll? Just imagine the hysteria if he had decided to cut her into smaller pieces first.
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Postby sublight » Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:18 am

Kanchou wrote:I don't even want to know what turn of events brought about him deciding that he needed to dispose of it.

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Postby Greji » Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:58 am

Kanchou wrote:I don't even want to know what turn of events brought about him deciding that he needed to dispose of it.


Ahh, I wonder if they might be willing to let it go cheap, when their done with it as evidence....
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Postby Behan » Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:26 am

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Nothing like a Navy goat!

Don't the West Point cadets steal them?
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Postby Kanchou » Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:36 pm

sublight wrote:When the magic's gone, it's gone.


"I LOVE loving you, but I'm not IN LOVE with loving you"?


I suppose there are also sanitary issues, if you consider one of the more prominent J-porn "fetishes" (if you can call it that).
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:27 pm

ZakZak says (Japanese) that police have identified the man who abandoned the doll and intend to prosecute him for illegal dumping. His is a sixty year old widower who bought the doll after his wife died. He apparently "lived" with the doll for a number of years but decided to get rid of it when he agreed to go and live with one of his kids. The thought of cutting the doll up to dispose of it more discretely was too painful so he elected to drive to a secluded spot to dump it. He now realizes that was a mistake and apologizes for the trouble he has caused.
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Postby Behan » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:01 am

Mulboyne wrote:ZakZak says (Japanese) that police have identified the man who abandoned the doll and intend to prosecute him for illegal dumping. His is a sixty year old widower who bought the doll after his wife died. He apparently "lived" with the doll for a number of years but decided to get rid fit when he agreed to go and live with one of his kids. The thought of cutting the doll up to dispose of it more discretely was too painful so he elected to drive to a secluded spot to dump it. He now realizes that was a mistake and apologizes for the trouble he has caused.


This could be the plot for a contemporary kabuki play.
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Postby Gilligan » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:06 am

Mulboyne wrote:ZakZak says (Japanese) that police have identified the man who abandoned the doll and intend to prosecute him for illegal dumping. His is a sixty year old widower who bought the doll after his wife died. He apparently "lived" with the doll for a number of years but decided to get rid fit when he agreed to go and live with one of his kids. The thought of cutting the doll up to dispose of it more discretely was too painful so he elected to drive to a secluded spot to dump it. He now realizes that was a mistake and apologizes for the trouble he has caused.


Your tax dollars at work apprehending and prosecuting the REAL criminals of Japan.
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Postby kusai Jijii » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:44 am

Now what he should have done is place an anonymous "free to a good home" ad in the paper and Greji would have provided a quiet solution to his little "situation"...
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