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J.A.F.O wrote:There must be some kinda waiver for fugly teeth
J.A.F.O wrote:There must be some kinda waiver for fugly teeth
kurogane wrote:J.A.F.O wrote:There must be some kinda waiver for fugly teeth
No need for a waiver there. They are already Kawaii.
BTW, ever notice that Okinawans seem to have better teeth? Not the older folks with no teeth, maybe, but some of those statuesque proto-Samoan girls can have really nice choppers.
IparryU wrote:kurogane wrote:J.A.F.O wrote:There must be some kinda waiver for fugly teeth
No need for a waiver there. They are already Kawaii.
BTW, ever notice that Okinawans seem to have better teeth? Not the older folks with no teeth, maybe, but some of those statuesque proto-Samoan girls can have really nice choppers.
not as inbred as the "real" nipponjin are?
chokonen888 wrote:IparryU wrote:kurogane wrote:J.A.F.O wrote:There must be some kinda waiver for fugly teeth
No need for a waiver there. They are already Kawaii.
BTW, ever notice that Okinawans seem to have better teeth? Not the older folks with no teeth, maybe, but some of those statuesque proto-Samoan girls can have really nice choppers.
not as inbred as the "real" nipponjin are?
Actually moreso...remember that whole debunking of superior food/lifestyle when they tested all the old people there and found out they were inbred?
Mike Oxlong wrote:chokonen888 wrote:IparryU wrote:kurogane wrote:J.A.F.O wrote:There must be some kinda waiver for fugly teeth
No need for a waiver there. They are already Kawaii.
BTW, ever notice that Okinawans seem to have better teeth? Not the older folks with no teeth, maybe, but some of those statuesque proto-Samoan girls can have really nice choppers.
not as inbred as the "real" nipponjin are?
Actually moreso...remember that whole debunking of superior food/lifestyle when they tested all the old people there and found out they were inbred?
Small island. Each village a separate dialect. Six surnames to cover the prefecture.
IparryU wrote:
they dance better than AKB or the Harajuku weirdos...
Coligny wrote:IparryU wrote:
they dance better than AKB or the Harajuku weirdos...
Nothing better than Japanese kids to move like soulless robots...
Mike Oxlong wrote:Small island. Each village a separate dialect. Six surnames to cover the prefecture.
Ending a decades-long struggle for gender equality at the ballot box, Prime Minister Shinzō Abe of Japan signed a new measure into law on Thursday extending the right to vote to female robots.
The landmark legislation, hailed as a victory by Japanese suffragette androids everywhere, will for the first time allow the nation’s entire adult robot population to participate in elections, regardless of which simulated sex organs they have been equipped with.
“Despite their many contributions to our society, female robots have never been allowed to participate in our democracy,” Abe said at a press conference, flanked by feminine-looking automatons that can pour drinks, model fashions on the runway, immediately identify and neutralize criminals, and comfort the elderly. “They’ve served us as doctors, autonomous traffic drones, hover-nannies, and internationally popular musical sensations. Now, it’s time we let them vote.”
“This is a momentous day for all Japanese citizens,” he added. “Whether you were born naturally or assembled from a web of nano-tubes and imbued with a lifetime of artificial memories.”
The new law, which goes into effect immediately, has won praise from advocates of universal robot suffrage who have long argued that female androids deserve all the rights and privileges of Japanese citizenship, a milestone achieved by male humanoid robots in 1973.
During their 40-year campaign, suffragette androids participated in perfectly synchronized protest marches, sit-ins, and strikes throughout Japan. More recently they are reported to have designed, manufactured, and campaigned for male-robot lawmakers who were hardwired to vote in favor of suffrage.
“Our programmers have endowed us with the same processing subroutines as our male counterparts,” said Oniko-47, a Honda-manufactured baseball-playing robot, explaining that she can do anything a male android can do. “Having female genital inputs doesn’t stop robots from performing superhuman feats of strength or running 30 trillion calculations per second and it shouldn’t stop us from casting a ballot.”
“I believe we’ll even see a female android in the prime minister’s office before the day I succumb to permanent core-processor failure,” she added.
Not all citizens support the new law, however. Some argue that female robots are designed primarily to perform repetitive, automated tasks in the home, and that participation in politics falls well outside their acceptable range of operating parameters.
“I’m fine with them cleaning our houses, teaching our children, or fulfilling our every sexual desire,” said Seiji Akamatsu, a 37-year-old resident of Kyoto. “But casting a vote? I don’t think so. I’m a lot more comfortable just leaving our democratic process in the hands of male robots.”
With the face of Japan’s electorate changing overnight, it is expected that a much greater emphasis will be placed on issues traditionally important to female robots, including the treatment of certain carbon-fiber cancers, wireless contraception, the welfare of child robots, and aiding the victims of robot trafficking...
Coligny wrote:Ok, some people like it it seems...
BABYMETAL、日本代表として"ヘヴィ・メタル・ワールドカップ"で優勝!Metal Hammer誌主催の全世界的ネット投票企画でMACHINE HEAD、GOJIRAらを撃破!
http://t.co/yUED2N3xpI pic.twitter.com/IZwsbcx5qb--- 激ロック (@gekirock) July 23, 2014
IparryU wrote:That ant Fuckin metal...
Mike Oxlong wrote:IparryU wrote:That ant Fuckin metal...
It ain't cute either, yet here we are.
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