Russell wrote:[YT]do-WZOGBITU[/YT]
I was wondering if anyone has posted that classic Monty Python skit - the only reply McBlojo's "what's it like" questions deserves.
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Russell wrote:[YT]do-WZOGBITU[/YT]
chokonen888 wrote:
I do have a question for you married peoples though. What do you regret most about your marriage(s) and how would you have avoided that if you could do it over?
CrankyBastard wrote:When I first met my wife I thought she was the cutest thing I'd ever set eyes on! Damn, she was so cute I felt that I could eat her.
Now, nearly forty years on, my only regret is that I didn't!
;)"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
CrankyBastard wrote:When I first met my wife I thought she was the cutest thing I'd ever set eyes on!
chokonen888 wrote:I do have a question for you married peoples though. What do you regret most about your marriage(s) and how would you have avoided that if you could do it over?
chokonen888 wrote:I've met alot of people that say the same thing...then they spend some time here and realize what they once thought was cutest ever is average at best
Iraira wrote:I thought Henny Youngman passed away in 1998.
chokonen888 wrote:What do you regret most about your marriage(s)?
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Marrying
Step 1.
Take the "Y" from "marrying" and turn it into a question about the reasons for tying the knot. Y=Why?
Step 2.
Go back to your original word, only look at what it spells once you've taken out the "Why?"
Step 3.
Whatever's left over (marring) is exactly what marriage does to a relationship.
chokonen888 wrote:LOL, that's the message most seem to convey...I'm just curious what the biggest specific regrets are.
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:In each of my marriages, I came to the eventual conclusion that the only things my spouse and I had in common were that we had both married on the same day.
chokonen888 wrote:LOL, so what convinced you to marry them?
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:In each of my marriages, I came to the eventual conclusion that the only things my spouse and I had in common were that we had both married on the same day.
Mock Cockpit wrote: But as much as she gives me the shits I still love her and I have two, in my admittedly biased view, lovely kids which I definitely can't claim full responsibility for. So Choko it's not all bad, especially with appropriate amounts of alcohol and/or hospital grade pharmaceuticals.
Mock Cockpit wrote: But as much as she gives me the shits I still love her and I have two, in my admittedly biased view, lovely kids which I definitely can't claim full responsibility for. So Choko it's not all bad, especially with appropriate amounts of alcohol and/or hospital grade pharmaceuticals.
Mock Cockpit wrote:You sure you haven't been married? You know all the tricks!
Coligny wrote:I would recommend against this if you can't read the kanjis...
Been there... Done that... nearly didun't came back...
I'm married with someone awefully messy who keep barbiturates and aspirin in the same drawer... Since I was taking aspirine by the bucket load it could have ended prematurely...
chokonen888 wrote:LOL, couldn't you have just asked the wifey for drugs? I can only dream of what you guys have in that clinic
Bucky wrote:Meanwhile in France (Coligny, perhaps you would like to comment?)
Mrs. Bucky has suggested that I should hook up with the French Mademoiselle from this story.
Coligny wrote:She's not here really often... and spelling them kanjis on the phone don't exactly help me...
As for the clinic local stockpile... really not much, i found 2 10 year expired bottle of novocaine that I don't even know in witch trash to dispose of... I've got 2 or 3 magnum size bottles of oxygen ready to leak and blow at the first sparkle... one totally unidentified other magnum size compressed bottle of... something...certainly ready to kill me when i'm looking the other way... but aside from this... not even some spare antibiotics...
chokonen888 wrote:I dunno, if the wifey is dead set on not putting out for over a year, I'm out of there. If the courts back me on that, I'd be that much happier having a legal court order that basically says, "Hey kids, your mother is a tight, cold, selfish bitch...so we're setting daddy free!"
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