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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:11 pm

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Postby Hawaiibadboy » Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:26 pm

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You think I look dumb?

Check out grampa!
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Postby oyajikun » Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:55 pm

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Yeah, thats right sucka! My diaper has even got Imperial stripes.
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:02 pm

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Postby Iraira » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:19 pm

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"Daddy's doing the same thing to Nanking that I just did in my pants. But neither he or I will admit to it."

alternatively....

"I need a comfort woman to change my diapers."
Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Oradea » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:44 pm

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Oi, over here, Ive found me a gaijin
Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn
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Postby Boris » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:33 pm

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OMG Captain! You're right! I really forgot to put on my pants!
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladden swallow?
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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:49 pm

A.O.'s doing best so far.

My entry:

"I went to Yasukuni Shrine but all I got were these lousy jackboots."
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Postby amdg » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:48 am

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Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Keep staring, I might do a trick.
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Noriko you whore!
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Postby emperor » Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:37 am

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"but if I'm wearing my Senninbari when I'm finished doing the pretty Korean lady, her mom, and her grand-mom in the pooper...
...my Charmeleon should evolve into a Charizard..? "



....BBC: The secret history of the Nazi mascot
[size=84]Every fight is a food fight...
...when you're a cannibal[/SIZE]
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Postby oyajikun » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:33 am

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"Ain't karma a bitch?"
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:25 pm

nice one oyajikun!
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Postby james » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:39 pm

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What.. Me worry?
"Cause I'm stranded all alone, in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self-service pumps.."

- "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Postby halfnip » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:39 pm

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Huh, whaddya mean the war is OVER?
[font="Verdana"][SIZE="1"]"This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is POONTANG."

Animal Mother, Full Metal Jacket[/SIZE][/font]
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:23 pm

halfnip wrote:Huh, whaddya mean the war is OVER?



My favorite so far!:ninja4:
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Postby amdg » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:46 pm

halfnip wrote:Huh, whaddya mean the war is OVER?


Me likes too ! :rofl:
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby baka tono » Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:24 am

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"But mom this isn't the Anpanman parade"
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:27 am

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Don't fuck with encho sensei!
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:33 pm

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Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:29 pm

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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:36 pm

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I aint touchin this one.
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Postby amdg » Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:00 pm

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Yeah thanks Doctor. Here's a caption for your ass

"Fuck! How am I going to explain to IT that I've been looking at pictures of little girls going to the toilet on the internets!"
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:35 pm

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Pushin' out "the great pumpkin"
Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Jack » Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:19 am

Iraira wrote:Pushin' out "the great pumpkin"


I keep writing and editing what I write. Come to think of it, I'll go with AO and take the "fifth" on this one.
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:48 am

Jack wrote:I keep writing and editing what I write. Come to think of it, I'll go with AO and take the "fifth" on this one.


Best move ever!
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Postby Doctor Stop » Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:11 pm

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Hey, who put the camera in here?!
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Postby Oradea » Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:44 pm

Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn
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Postby Phoenix_stu » Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:52 pm

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Hmm, so that's why little Jimmy likes to come over and play so much. I wonder why mommy always makes him leave so quickly?
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Postby hundefar » Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:40 pm

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When is my turd going to start to sing like in that toilet training cartoon I saw?
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