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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Coligny » Wed Nov 04, 2015 6:08 pm

In most parking it's forbidden to access throught the vehicle entrance...

The sign clearly says stairs to parking not parking


I'm not sure if the word "clearly" is the best choice here...
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:19 pm

Coligny wrote:In most parking it's forbidden to access throught the vehicle entrance...

The sign clearly says stairs to parking not parking


I'm not sure if the word "clearly" is the best choice here...


Right but if there's a place for cars to enter and exit there could very easily be a place for wheelchairs to do the same.

The meaning of that sign would be clear to wheelchair-bound people in America. In other words, the intended audience. The fact that as far as I can tell from the picture they don't give any additional info like where to access the parking lot is a problem.
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:43 pm

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Is it just me or is there something not quite right about this photo that accompanies the story about the new all-you-can-eat KFC in Osaka? :lol:
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby wagyl » Thu Nov 05, 2015 4:10 pm

Not really an issue when the kind of people who read it and feel compelled to comment write:
Eyes Love Schicken !
I love chicken hot
I love chicken cold I
I love chicken Fresh
I likes chicken Old !
baked, boiled, or fried in a pan.
I eats chicken ever time I can !
Legs.Breast or even Thighs.
I like every piece I've tried !
Some people are picky-- dark meat or white
I could care less-- every single piece I like !
Hot wings, dumplings, Or pot Pie
I likes it all-- and thats no lie !
Gizzards, Harts. Or even the Liver
I like all the parts you can deliver !
Its been fun but I must Go-- Because I smell chicken from the kitchen below

Thank you commenter Thomas.
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby J.A.F.O » Fri Nov 06, 2015 7:46 pm

Ain't gonna lie, as a weightlifter this is appealing. $14 for as much chicken as I can pack in 90 mins :domo:
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Coligny » Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:23 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
kfc.png


Is it just me or is there something not quite right about this photo that accompanies the story about the new all-you-can-eat KFC in Osaka? :lol:



No kana so it's not The Djapans ? (That's a lame shogun tv show reference)
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby dimwit » Fri Nov 20, 2015 12:28 am

I so want this t-shirt.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/11/19/h ... i-t-shirt/
https://twitter.com/Auxilyrica/status/6 ... wsrc%5Etfw
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby kurogane » Fri Nov 20, 2015 11:34 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
kfc.png


Is it just me or is there something not quite right about this photo that accompanies the story about the new all-you-can-eat KFC in Osaka? :lol:


Hmmmm,..........................more importantly, Expoland has risen from the dead!!!! Perhaps with this KFC All You Can Eat they are looking to kill their customers slowly this time? The Spicy corn dogs they sold at the entrance kiosk were lovely. All fresh and greasy every time. I think they actually made real popcorn there, too.

Expoland, located in Suita, Osaka, Japan, was opened as the amusement zone at the International Exposition in 1970 (Expo '70) and thrived for over 30 years as an amusement park. There were more than 40 rides and attractions, 19 restaurants and shops.

On May 5, 2007, a 19-year-old university student from Higashiomi, Shiga was killed and nineteen other guests were injured when the Fujin Raijin II derailed at Expoland. Initial reports said that forty people were injured, with thirty-one being taken to hospital.[1] An investigation revealed that the ride derailed due to a broken axle. None of the ride vehicle's axles had been replaced for fifteen years.[2] Following this accident, similar coasters at other Japanese parks were voluntarily shut down and inspected to see if they could also have the same axle flaw.[3] Expoland was cited by authorities for faulty maintenance when similar axle cracks were found on a second train a month later.[4]

The park reopened after the accident but closed again on December 9, 2007, citing a lack of customers. On February 9, 2009, its owners finally decided that the park was closed down for good.
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby matsuki » Fri Nov 20, 2015 2:02 pm

dimwit wrote:I so want this t-shirt.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/11/19/h ... i-t-shirt/
https://twitter.com/Auxilyrica/status/6 ... wsrc%5Etfw


Not sure it's quite as off as it seems. Lately, soooo many Japanese grrrls like to use クール when describing people but I never know WTF they mean unless I ask as it's been a 50/50 split of 冷たい and イケメン
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Russell » Fri Nov 20, 2015 7:24 pm

kurogane wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
kfc.png


Is it just me or is there something not quite right about this photo that accompanies the story about the new all-you-can-eat KFC in Osaka? :lol:


Hmmmm,..........................more importantly, Expoland has risen from the dead!!!! Perhaps with this KFC All You Can Eat they are looking to kill their customers slowly this time? The Spicy corn dogs they sold at the entrance kiosk were lovely. All fresh and greasy every time. I think they actually made real popcorn there, too.

Expoland, located in Suita, Osaka, Japan, was opened as the amusement zone at the International Exposition in 1970 (Expo '70) and thrived for over 30 years as an amusement park. There were more than 40 rides and attractions, 19 restaurants and shops.

On May 5, 2007, a 19-year-old university student from Higashiomi, Shiga was killed and nineteen other guests were injured when the Fujin Raijin II derailed at Expoland. Initial reports said that forty people were injured, with thirty-one being taken to hospital.[1] An investigation revealed that the ride derailed due to a broken axle. None of the ride vehicle's axles had been replaced for fifteen years.[2] Following this accident, similar coasters at other Japanese parks were voluntarily shut down and inspected to see if they could also have the same axle flaw.[3] Expoland was cited by authorities for faulty maintenance when similar axle cracks were found on a second train a month later.[4]

The park reopened after the accident but closed again on December 9, 2007, citing a lack of customers. On February 9, 2009, its owners finally decided that the park was closed down for good.

There has been construction going on there for quite some time.

They have opened many new shops recently, but I did not yet visit them.

Seems they have a giant UniQlo, but that is my least favorite clothing shop.
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Russell » Mon Nov 23, 2015 2:20 pm

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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby inflames » Wed Nov 25, 2015 4:55 pm

That reminds me of the time when I literally had a chick throw up on me.... in the middle of sex. Definitely not a good thing to have happened.
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby yanpa » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:02 pm

Better than have her figuratively throw up on you. I think.
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Coligny » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:06 pm

¿Que?

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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Russell » Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:37 am

inflames wrote:That reminds me of the time when I literally had a chick throw up on me.... in the middle of sex.

I thought that was the prerogative of the male...

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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby matsuki » Thu Nov 26, 2015 3:17 pm

inflames wrote:That reminds me of the time when I literally had a chick throw up on me.... in the middle of sex. Definitely not a good thing to have happened.


Haven't done that before but it wasn't til Japan that I had girls who couldn't control their bladder during sex...thank cthulhu it wasn't on my bed...and for plastic fake wood flooring!
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