Random Japanese Signs

[matsuki]

Exactly what I want...coffee that puts me to sleep?



SILKYR eh??



..and I guess it's appropriate with a name like Bikkuri Donkey

[matsuki]

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It's barely noticeable

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Pink booger? (Moco is Spanish for booger) This either confirms or kills my theory that many Nissan vehicle names are derived from Mexican hookers the execs enjoy on their business trips.

[Coligny]

You saythat like if it wuz a bad thing... Now if they could let the hookers design the cars too, that could lead only to improvments...

(BTW it's a rebadged Suzuki MR Wagon from when Nissan was buying Keicars from... Suzuki... Before the bullshit/failed partnership with the VW group that pushed Nissan to setup cooperation with Mitsubishi for their Keicar lineup first with the Kix/Minipajero then with the Dayz cars... Which now bring a new partnership between Renault and Mitsubishi where new US market Mitsubishi luxury lineup/Sedan will be rabadged Renault and Samsung Renault -Renault Group- made cars -Lattitude and SM5-SM7)

[matsuki]

You saythat like if it wuz a bad thing... Now if they could let the hookers design the cars too, that could lead only to improvments...

(BTW it's a rebadged Suzuki MR Wagon from when Nissan was buying Keicars from... Suzuki... Before the bullshit/failed partnership with the VW group that pushed Nissan to setup cooperation with Mitsubishi for their Keicar lineup first with the Kix/Minipajero then with the Dayz cars... Which now bring a new partnership between Renault and Mitsubishi where new US market Mitsubishi luxury lineup/Sedan will be rabadged Renault and Samsung Renault -Renault Group- made cars -Lattitude and SM5-SM7)

I thought Daihatsu made all kei cars nowadays

[wagyl]

I thought Daihatsu made all kei cars nowadays

Mr Suzuki would like a word.
And the three of diamonds.

Serious answer, the kei rebadging market is all over the place. Depending on the brand, some models come from one supplier and others from another, but Daihatsu has a firm grip on the testicles of the brands under the Toyota umbrella (including Subaru, now that they are half under the umbrella and getting all the rain down their neck. RIP, Subaru kei. You were loved)

[matsuki]

That's good to hear that suzuki and Mitsubishi are still at it. What about Honda with the new beat?

[wagyl]

whoops, and Honda with all their N series and the rest.

[Coligny]

Subaru R1, R2 , Sambar... All were cool keicars killed when Totoya started butt raping Subaru (previously in bed with Mitsubishi -need to check- And long ago with Renault, they are said to be at the source of the Nissan Renault cooperation.

[Yokohammer]

That's good to hear that suzuki and Mitsubishi are still at it. What about Honda with the new beat?

True to rumour, the "revived" Honda Beat isn't a kei.
Apparently the S660 being shown at the Tokyo Motor Show is it.

[matsuki]

That's good to hear that suzuki and Mitsubishi are still at it. What about Honda with the new beat?

True to rumour, the "revived" Honda Beat isn't a kei.
Apparently the S660 being shown at the Tokyo Motor Show is it.

Damn....meaning it's going to end up just a convertible CRZ

I still don't understand how Honda ever thought making that shit Hybrid was a good idea. They took a car marketed towards people wanting a zippy lil sports car, and tried to market it to eco-minded people....which resulted in an under powered shitty excuse of a hybrid that neither of these polar opposite markets they targeted want. Retards

[Yokohammer]

That's good to hear that suzuki and Mitsubishi are still at it. What about Honda with the new beat?

True to rumour, the "revived" Honda Beat isn't a kei.
Apparently the S660 being shown at the Tokyo Motor Show is it.

Damn....meaning it's going to end up just a convertible CRZ

I still don't understand how Honda ever thought making that shit Hybrid was a good idea. They took a car marketed towards people wanting a zippy lil sports car, and tried to market it to eco-minded people....which resulted in an under powered shitty excuse of a hybrid that neither of these polar opposite markets they targeted want. Retards

I'm having a hard time digging up any meaningful specs on this thing (most as yet undisclosed, apparently), but from what I have just found it may be a "kei" after all. Haven't seen anything about it being a hybrid. It does seem to be a midship though. Too early to jump to conclusions. It might turn out to be a really cool car.

On the other hand, if you want a serious sports car you might want to take a look at the new NSX.

[Taro Toporific]

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[Taro Toporific]

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"改札の情報量が多い"
@nomolk on Twitter December 7, 2013

[omae mona]

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EDIT: oh look, it has an app too!

[Taro Toporific]

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"Amusement hotel for nice twosome" pic.twitter.com/S6EImPzy9P
--Lee Chapman (@tokyotimes) December 11, 2013

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[wagyl]

Nasty threesomes are not welcome, I presume.

[Taro Toporific]

DENTAL PECKERTM for interdental brushing of teeth by Yamazen of Japan, of course.

Click to play the video Pecker TM enjoyment

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(Idea ripped off from engrish.c0m)

[Mike Oxlong]

The original version is both more fun, and does tooth whitenings, too.

[Coligny]

Come on you dirty perverts, it's not like if vibrating toothbrushes size and shapes could allow them to be inserted into females body cavities for out of spec funckshiunz...

Don't get me started on Dyson's flexible silicon endplugs...

[Taro Toporific]

Don't get me started on Dyson's flexible silicon endplugs...

Ok, I'll bite.
What about them?

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[Coligny]

They...

They are awesum...

When I say that my sister can outsuck a dyson, I'm only referring to the cordless model...
NOTHING beats the main powered Dyson vacuum sucker cleaners...

[legion]

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"改札の情報量が多い"
@nomolk on Twitter December 7, 2013

the amount of instructional signage in this country is out of hand, it competes with the instructional noise pollution and obstructional safety items, net result is abdication of personal responsibility

[Coligny]

I think the worst problem comes from the fact that too much disruptive warnings often for minor or near inexistant risks, coupled with a lack of scale between the threat and the sign lead to a complete bypassing of the message.

It's like excessive false positive on a sensor... the metal detector in Hanoi airport had a near 90% false positive rate... When you reach these numbers, give up on the comedy and just molest everyone... or noone... but at least spare the electricity of running the portal...

[yanpa]

Come on you dirty perverts, it's not like if vibrating toothbrushes size and shapes could allow them to be inserted into females body cavities for out of spec funckshiunz...

Oh, so that's what they mean by "oral sex".

[Coligny]

I'm so horny right now that I'm going to take a dentist appointment first thing tomorrow morning...
(Plus I suspect that i need cavities of the dental kind to be filled too.... Asap... (Zeeee pain...))

[matsuki]

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Not that you need any more proof my mind is always in the gutter but this doesn't take much imagination

[matsuki]

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Just like with clothes, you have to go a few sizes up to get something your size

[Taro Toporific]

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@Kishakishi...I like to see these as joyously subversive rather than accidental. pic.twitter.com/x0m8cAOPHa--- Abigail Haworth (@AbiHaworth) December 27, 2013

tittyandco.com

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[Coligny]

Looks like Paris fashion...

Circa 1998

[Taro Toporific]

♪♬ …Are you ready, boots? / Start walking. ♬

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via Tokyo Fashion's flickr
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