FG Lurker wrote:What I'm wondering is how Greji managed to escape from the trunk without the cops seeing him.
I had just stepped over to one of the neighboring vending machines for a moment....
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FG Lurker wrote:What I'm wondering is how Greji managed to escape from the trunk without the cops seeing him.
I googled that and one of the results was this rather funny page.Greji wrote:I had just stepped over to one of the neighboring vending machines for a moment....
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Greji's school report....
Mike Oxlong wrote:~snip~
Taro Toporific wrote:
hundefar wrote:
waruta wrote:http://www.thisblogrules.com/2010/05/10-reasons-why-goats-are-most-awesome-animals.html
This one's for you Greji....
A Ferndale man pleaded guilty Monday, Oct. 25, to first-degree animal cruelty for sexually abusing a goat at a property near Enterprise Road at Willeys Lake Road in May.
Whatcom County Superior Court Judge Charles Snyder sentenced Gary A. Veldhuizen, 27, to one month in the custody of the Whatcom County Jail.
Veldhuizen has no prior felony convictions and was facing a standard sentencing range of one to three months in jail, according to state guidelines.
A family member caught Veldhuizen having sex with the animal on May 6 and contacted Whatcom County Sheriff's deputies, who arrested Veldhuizen.
A FARMER has been arrested for killing a pervert who had sex with his prize donkey while wearing lingerie and a pair of slippers.
Cops say Jose Gomes Pinto, 55, slashed the man's throat with a razor after discovering he had violated his favourite ass, a donkey named Russo.
Jaime Pires, 68, was found dead in a pool of blood wearing women's underwear in the village of Proenca-a-Velha, Portugal.
Pires was known locally as Jaime Sheep because he regularly had sex with farm animals.
Local newspapers said Pires had started sleeping with animals 12 years ago before moving away.
He recently returned to his home village and soon after locals accused him of having sex with chickens.
Mayor Francisco Silva said the killing was "sad and regrettable".
He added: "I don't think there is anything behind it other than the animals."...
Mike Oxlong wrote:And a related story...
[SIZE="4"]Man Killed Over Sex With Donkey[/SIZE]
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:What an ass...I guess this really is a case of an asshole being killed over an ass hole.
Edit: Sorry Ganma...Looks like we're great minds and it seems like I've copied you.
charlie and spike are two kittens with myotonia congenita, otherwise known as 'fainting goat' syndrome. at the slightest sound or movement, the kittens respond by collapsing and falling into a rigid paralysis which lasts about a minute before they return to normal.If a pin drops they drop too. This condition has hardly ever before been diagnosed in a cat, is rarely found in dogs and is more common in goats. The kittens are able to walk, but they cannot run or jump. aside from this they are normal.
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