Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

[Takechanpoo]

you gaijin guys behave bravely in this forum.
but in real life....like the below guys? right?

[Coligny]

0/10...

Don't remember any need for bravado at dinner time...

Unless you're facing my mother's food...

then you need to be like those guys with really short life expectancy...

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[JAVGOD]

You must be relieved to be far from her kitchen.
Carry on, keyboard warriors.

0/10...

Don't remember any need for bravado at dinner time...

Unless you're facing my mother's food...

then you need to be like those guys with really short life expectancy...

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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Don't remember any need for bravado at dinner time...

To be honest, I had been kinda hoping this was a synchronized swimming team, but it turned out to be French "food"....

[Russell]

Somehow this looks as if it is not located in France...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Somehow this looks as if it is not located in France...

Maybe it really is a synchronized swimming team, then....

[Samurai_Jerk]

then you need to be like those guys with really short life expectancy...

Guys who regularly eat McDonald's?

[Coligny]

then you need to be like those guys with really short life expectancy...

Guys who regularly eat McDonald's?

That should tell you everything you need to know aboot her cooking... But to her credit, once she turned the kitchen into her meth lab it became much more difficult to process food unless it needed only a quick microwaving...

[legion]

you gaijin guys behave bravely in this forum.
but in real life....like the below guys? right?

better furniture but less hair

you really are scraping the bottom of the nabe posting that in the middle of summer, remember Japan has four seasons, this is delicious unagi time

[Coligny]

you gaijin guys behave bravely in this forum.
but in real life....like the below guys? right?

better furniture but less hair

you really are scraping the bottom of the nabe posting that in the middle of summer, remember Japan has four seasons, this is delicious unagi time

Plus, he's been here long enough to know that we look as cool as this in our mad'playaz'cribz...

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Me luv youz looong time... Me so hooony...

[Marked Trail]

...but in real life...

Just for Takechanpoo to mock (rightfully)...

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http://japanspermbank.com/

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

...but in real life...

Just for Takechanpoo to mock (rightfully)...

JapanSpermBank.jpg

JapanSpermBank_reward.gif

http://japanspermbank.com/

Does that guy have Down's Syndrome or was he just chosen for his Mongoloid features?

[Taro Toporific]

...but in real life...

Just for Takechanpoo to mock (rightfully)...

JapanSpermBank.jpg

JapanSpermBank_reward.gif

http://japanspermbank.com/

Does that guy have Down's Syndrome or was he just chosen for his Mongoloid features?

Nah, he's just being corny.
(I never thought of it, but 'being maizey' doesn't work as an idiom.)

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

...but in real life...

Just for Takechanpoo to mock (rightfully)...

JapanSpermBank.jpg

JapanSpermBank_reward.gif

http://japanspermbank.com/

Does that guy have Down's Syndrome or was he just chosen for his Mongoloid features?

Nah, he's just being corny.
(I never thought of it, but 'being maizey' doesn't work as an idiom.)

Amaizeing!

[Yokohammer]

I think he might be related to Kernel Sanders.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I think he might be related to Kernel Sanders.

He's got Justin Beiber's hair, so maybe he was cornholed?

[Coligny]

Dood bieber got rid of the dead raccoon haircut long ago, now he goes for the Miley cirrus/vanilla ice hairraiser...

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[matsuki]

...but in real life...

Just for Takechanpoo to mock (rightfully)...

JapanSpermBank.jpg

JapanSpermBank_reward.gif

http://japanspermbank.com/

LOL, I wonder if they pay for FG donations...y'know, half kids are popular nowadays

[Russell]

...but in real life...

Just for Takechanpoo to mock (rightfully)...

JapanSpermBank.jpg

JapanSpermBank_reward.gif

http://japanspermbank.com/

LOL, I wonder if they pay for FG donations...y'know, half kids are popular nowadays

Why would those J-women pay when they can get it for free?!?

[Taro Toporific]

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[Taro Toporific]

"That's the spirit!"

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Via Peter Durfee (@Durf)'s twitter Sept. 5, 2013 http://t.co/4yhTJTP9mn

[Coligny]

NJR but could pass this one.
Behold Flamby... Ehm... Can't even remember his name...

Wait... hollande, Francois Hollande...

President of the French Republic... Of the French...

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Sort of...

[legion]

NJR but could pass this one.
Behold Flamby... Ehm... Can't even remember his name...

Wait... hollande, Francois Hollande...



Sort of...

Must have the same PR guys as Gordon Brown

[Russell]

Ah, I have a pic like that of myself.

Better destroy it...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Isn't every Frenchman a village idiot?

[Coligny]

Not sure, there is a lot of villages though...

But coming from a guy whose civilization stopped evolving at the hunter-gatherer stage, that's bold...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Not sure, there is a lot of villages though...

Well, there's certainly no shortage of the other element in the same phrase....

But coming from a guy whose civilization stopped evolving at the hunter-gatherer stage, that's bold...

Remind me again of the amazing technical achievements of the French? The chauffeur? Concierge?

[Coligny]

Not sure, there is a lot of villages though...

Well, there's certainly no shortage of the other element in the same phrase....

But coming from a guy whose civilization stopped evolving at the hunter-gatherer stage, that's bold...

Remind me again of the amazing technical achievements of the French? The chauffeur? Concierge?

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That was a quick defeat... but thanks for trying anyway...

[Russell]

Not sure, there is a lot of villages though...

Well, there's certainly no shortage of the other element in the same phrase....

But coming from a guy whose civilization stopped evolving at the hunter-gatherer stage, that's bold...

Remind me again of the amazing technical achievements of the French? The chauffeur? Concierge?

Don't tempt him.

[Coligny]

Come on dood, don't violate Starfleet prime directives by showing advanced technologies to a primitive civilization that have not even discovered the wheel yet...