chokonen888 wrote:The only jailbait I've tagged since I turned 18 was in the US and even then I was only 18 at the time so I was still in the clear. Some slutty 17yo was traveling with her mom by train and asked the restaurant to seat me with them when I went to eat. Poor mom seemed like a real decent person too...the slutty daughter was already grabbing my junk under the table while I was talking with the mother...and before they even brought dessert! Long story short, we ended up in a handicapped restroom with a bunch of Mexicans cheering us on from outside. (they knew exactly what was going on as we both walked in there)
Youse don't have to worry about bagging young stuff now. Hit it and get away with it. It won't last that long. When you get my age, you ain't vying it unless you're buying it! Case in point:
Young stuff next door, hot and single...
I can even check out her house from my living room.
I noticed her as she got home last evening.
She saw me in the window and walked across the street and knocked on my door...
I sprints to me door and she gives me hot, sexy look and says, "I just got home,
and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I tells her, "Nope, I'm free... no plans at all!"
Then she says, "Good! In that case, could you keep an eye on my dog while I go out for the evening?"
Hit it now Chok. It don't wait.....