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by Coligny » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:42 pm
How many more repost of this can we have ?
Freedom is like farts... You enjoy yours but usually can't stand other's...
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by Greji » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:24 pm
Coligny wrote:How many more repost of this can we have ?
As the board's proclaimed connoisseur of flatulence, I would have thought you approved, even if it is a repost......
"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
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by Coligny » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:59 pm
Greji wrote:As the board's proclaimed connoisseur of flatulence, I would have thought you approved, even if it is a repost......
If one cannot enjoy life littul pleasurez anymoar...
Freedom is like farts... You enjoy yours but usually can't stand other's...
Zee Litterbox Gigolo, rebel without a clue: I may be no better, but at least I am different. (Rousseau)
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by james » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:23 pm
apologies to all for the repost, i apparently didn't get the memo.
"Cause I'm stranded all alone, in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self-service pumps.."
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by Big Booger » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:26 am
I think this happens because of the higher consumption of daikon!
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by American Oyaji » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:53 am
My dad farts with such power, that I can hear him in the basement when he's sitting in his office chair on the 2nd floor.
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
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by Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:24 pm
I can - and frequently do - fart with a power and intensity of percussion usually found only in the 1812 Overture....but the most pleasing ones are the noiseless, vile-smelling ones I let off in packed commuter trains. 
Je pète dans votre direction générale
8O8O8O8O8O
Tiocfaidh ar la
8O8O8O8O8OTiocfaidh ar la
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by Tsuru » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:09 pm
He must be a great man.American Oyaji wrote:My dad farts with such power, that I can hear him in the basement when he's sitting in his office chair on the 2nd floor.
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by Big Booger » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:25 am
I am surprised that a fart filtering underwear is not on the market here in Japan???
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