Re: Random Japanese Signs

[Coligny]

So it was not an invitashiun to buttrape indonesian trannies playing golf in miniskurtz ?

/le disappointed...

[Russell]

A better reading than I can manage. Just Jinglish gibberish to me - Can't see the wordplay at all. I take it there a lot of golf courses in Jakarta and they aren't like golf courses in Japan. More coconut trees methinks. And big, bright flowers. And golden balls.

Last time I checked there were not too many golf courses in Jakarta. Then again, I did not really look for them.

Jakarta is just a concrete shit hole. But that may be the hole they refer to...

[Coligny]

There's a fungus among us.

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Yes, we know, but shhhhhushhh iz a seekret weapon...

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[Wage Slave]

A better reading than I can manage. Just Jinglish gibberish to me - Can't see the wordplay at all. I take it there a lot of golf courses in Jakarta and they aren't like golf courses in Japan. More coconut trees methinks. And big, bright flowers. And golden balls.

Last time I checked there were not too many golf courses in Jakarta. Then again, I did not really look for them.

Jakarta is just a concrete shit hole. But that may be the hole they refer to...

Hmmm. A lot of it is no doubt but given how big, shamelessly elitist and corrupt it is - or at least was when I was there, I would expect them to have quite a few rather nicely manicured golf courses. The company staff house for lowish level engineers that I worked for had a mansion in a walled garden with a pool, housekeeper/cook, maid and gardener. When they had parties apparently the local police were hired to supervise parking and keep riff raff (like other police) out.

[kurogane]

There's a fungus among us.

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And they're hiring:
http://townwork.net/detail/clc_1995880371/

I wonder if this will prompt a healthy discussion as to why the owner decided to call it that?
Probably the same reason he went to the party.
Now name something orange that sounds like a parrot.

[Samurai_Jerk]

There's a fungus among us.

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And they're hiring:
http://townwork.net/detail/clc_1995880371/

I wonder if this will prompt a healthy discussion as to why the owner decided to call it that?
Probably the same reason he went to the party.
Now name something orange that sounds like a parrot.

Maybe it contains this.

[Taro Toporific]

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I thought this was just a fun Photoshop. I thought wrong: www.froggies.ne.jp

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[matsuki]

Sorry,we don't have
an English page at the moment.
Copyright(c) 2003 Froggies clinic

Tranzreishun izu haado mmmmmmkei

[Russell]

Sorry,we don't have
an English page at the moment.
Copyright(c) 2003 Froggies clinic

Tranzreishun izu haado mmmmmmkei

I figure they rather need a French page...

[Coligny]

Sorry,we don't have
an English page at the moment.
Copyright(c) 2003 Froggies clinic

Tranzreishun izu haado mmmmmmkei

I figure they rather need a French page...

Mental health care and dance studio...

Even for a Benny Hill skit that would be a little too hardcore...

[matsuki]

But you see...there's the...and they...well the name "Froggies" says it all

[Russell]

But you see...there's the...and they...well the name "Froggies" says it all

Maybe Coligny misread it as Floggies.

[chibaka]

Spot the error....

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[Russell]

Know who thou invite...

[Takechanpoo]

from Akishima, my ex-neighborhood.

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Uttori Stekina, Araiba

[matsuki]

So....what are the false advertising laws here again?

[Coligny]

from Akishima, my ex-neighborhood.

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Uttori Stekina, Araiba

Your mom's new business ?

[Taro Toporific]

Sold in Japan.

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[Coligny]

Fook Yu or Fook me ?

[Samurai_Jerk]

Sold in Japan.

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I'm offended by the Japanese appropriating orientalism.

[Mike Oxlong]

[Wage Slave]

Never heard of Rapeseed oil? Also known as Canola . The Rape (or Rapeseed) plant is the third largest source of vegetable oil in the world. It's profusion of bright yellow flowers disfigures quite a lot of English countryside - Along with poly tunnels for strawberries.

[kurogane]

Even money says yes he has, because that is what is was called when he was a kiddy in Canader. Is Canola not technically not quite rape? The flowering season was the bane of my spring in Edinburger.

And just to prove that the PC Police really have gone mad:

'Land of rape and honey': Canada town reconsiders slogan after 55 years

While many Tisdale residents take pride in town’s abundant rapeseed crop, officials wonder if motto could be interpreted as ‘insensitive’

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/a ... -and-honey

It makes one wonder if Norman Mailer was simply misunderstood............

[matsuki]

Even money says yes he has, because that is what is was called when he was a kiddy in Canader. Is Canola not technically not quite rape? The flowering season was the bane of my spring in Edinburger.

And just to prove that the PC Police really have gone mad:

'Land of rape and honey': Canada town reconsiders slogan after 55 years

While many Tisdale residents take pride in town’s abundant rapeseed crop, officials wonder if motto could be interpreted as ‘insensitive’

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/a ... -and-honey

It makes one wonder if Norman Mailer was simply misunderstood............

I think most have heard of rapeseed but I'd never seen it as simply "rape" before.

[Mike Oxlong]

Even money says yes he has, because that is what is was called when he was a kiddy in Canader. Is Canola not technically not quite rape? The flowering season was the bane of my spring in Edinburger.

And just to prove that the PC Police really have gone mad:

'Land of rape and honey': Canada town reconsiders slogan after 55 years

While many Tisdale residents take pride in town’s abundant rapeseed crop, officials wonder if motto could be interpreted as ‘insensitive’

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/a ... -and-honey

It makes one wonder if Norman Mailer was simply misunderstood............

I think most have heard of rapeseed but I'd never seen it as simply "rape" before.

Quite right, as a wee lad in Canuckistan, the crop/plant was simply called rape. Not sure if something was changed other than the name when canola became a thing. Sounds way too much like granola for my liking. The photo came to my attention as the wives of some military personnel stationed here were all aflutter on a Facebook group about the very "insensitive" label.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I prefer my rape to be hot and sweaty.