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chokonen888 wrote:Sort of a tangent but my requests for chicken soup to the local and willing lemurs have been met with an impressive amount of confusion. Chiiiiken? Sooooooppu? Whaaaaaa??
kurogane wrote:WTF wants sloppy rice when you've got a cold!!????
Samurai_Jerk wrote:Tell them you want tori-gara soup and tell them not to strain out the meat that comes off the tori-gara. Then once they've made it tell them to add diced carrots, celery, and tomato and a little pasta and let it simmer for another 30 or 40 minutes.
inflames wrote:In Osaka the emergency clinics give you meds to get to the next business day (perhaps plus a day more). Of course, when I had a severe ear infection, the doctor just gave me some cream and didn't give me any instructions on it (and actually misdiagnosed it).
When I lived near one (1 minute walk away or something) and fucked up my leg, the people there were polite enough to inform me that they couldn't help me and to get the hell out. The bitch at the reception looked pissed when I made her call an ambulance for me. If there's anything I hate about doctor's here, it's that there aren't general practitioners, which means you're usually screwed if you go to the wrong kind of doctor.
chokonen888 wrote:So despite me washing my hands like crazy and doing all I could to avoid it, IPU gave me the good ol Influenza. With a 39.2℃ temp and all the achey fun that comes with it, I opted to go to the only hospital nearby that was open. (silly me for getting sick on a 3 day weekend) I was going there in hopes of getting some Tamiflu but was thwarted at every angle. First explanation I got was the policy in Japan to only give out 1 days worth of meds if you go in there at night?? They said I'd have to come back the next reg business day for more meds. (This was on sat night so basically telling me I was SOL for a couple days) The next problem was their flu test came back negative. The doc was like "it's just a cold, you're fine!" The nurse, however, said "No way, it's the flu....temp is too high and you got all the flu, not cold symptoms,...it's probably that you just came in too quickly for it to give a positive result." (googurued it and apparently false negatives with flu tests are a very common) Anywhoo, has anyone else had this "only 1 days worth of meds" experience? Seems like a great way to create all kinds of drug resistance strains of bacteria and virii.
wagyl wrote:chokonen888 wrote:Sort of a tangent but my requests for chicken soup to the local and willing lemurs have been met with an impressive amount of confusion. Chiiiiken? Sooooooppu? Whaaaaaa??
Fuck lemurs. Well, fuck lemurs later. First, get IPU to mix you up one of these panaceas.
yanpa wrote:IPU and chokonen operate a charitable mission providing crazed lemurs a bed for the night.
inflames wrote:
When I lived near one (1 minute walk away or something) and fucked up my leg, the people there were polite enough to inform me that they couldn't help me and to get the hell out. The bitch at the reception looked pissed when I made her call an ambulance for me. If there's anything I hate about doctor's here, it's that there aren't general practitioners, which means you're usually screwed if you go to the wrong kind of doctor.
inflames wrote:that there aren't general practitioners, which means you're usually screwed if you go to the wrong kind of doctor.
IparryU wrote:yanpa wrote:IPU and chokonen operate a charitable mission providing crazed lemurs a bed for the night.
I actually quit that charity and dont bring them back anymore... Last time I brought one back, well... is going to cost me a grand or two.
yanpa wrote:IPU and chokonen operate a charitable mission providing crazed lemurs a bed for the night.
wagyl wrote:IparryU wrote:yanpa wrote:IPU and chokonen operate a charitable mission providing crazed lemurs a bed for the night.
I actually quit that charity and dont bring them back anymore... Last time I brought one back, well... is going to cost me a grand or two.
Wow, 2000 yen! Did you have to ring for a taxi?!
An expensive lesson. An ounce of protection is worth a pond of cure. (I take it he Nancy Reagan "just say no" suggestion is out of the question)
chokonen888 wrote:yanpa wrote:IPU and chokonen operate a charitable mission providing crazed lemurs a bed for the night.
Our mission statement: "Satisfaction isn't guaranteed but if you're hot, you may cum again."wagyl wrote:IparryU wrote:yanpa wrote:IPU and chokonen operate a charitable mission providing crazed lemurs a bed for the night.
I actually quit that charity and dont bring them back anymore... Last time I brought one back, well... is going to cost me a grand or two.
Wow, 2000 yen! Did you have to ring for a taxi?!
An expensive lesson. An ounce of protection is worth a pond of cure. (I take it he Nancy Reagan "just say no" suggestion is out of the question)
I think he has the catch and release policy down, just needs to stop using live rounds in his hunting rifle
wagyl wrote:IparryU wrote:yanpa wrote:IPU and chokonen operate a charitable mission providing crazed lemurs a bed for the night.
I actually quit that charity and dont bring them back anymore... Last time I brought one back, well... is going to cost me a grand or two.
Wow, 2000 yen! Did you have to ring for a taxi?!
An expensive lesson. An ounce of protection is worth a pond of cure. (I take it he Nancy Reagan "just say no" suggestion is out of the question)
Samurai_Jerk wrote:chokonen888 wrote:yanpa wrote:IPU and chokonen operate a charitable mission providing crazed lemurs a bed for the night.
Our mission statement: "Satisfaction isn't guaranteed but if you're hot, you may cum again."wagyl wrote:IparryU wrote:yanpa wrote:IPU and chokonen operate a charitable mission providing crazed lemurs a bed for the night.
I actually quit that charity and dont bring them back anymore... Last time I brought one back, well... is going to cost me a grand or two.
Wow, 2000 yen! Did you have to ring for a taxi?!
An expensive lesson. An ounce of protection is worth a pond of cure. (I take it he Nancy Reagan "just say no" suggestion is out of the question)
I think he has the catch and release policy down, just needs to stop using live rounds in his hunting rifle
He should just stick to anal. There's no dangers associated with bareback anal, right?
Samurai_Jerk wrote:chokonen888 wrote:yanpa wrote:IPU and chokonen operate a charitable mission providing crazed lemurs a bed for the night.
Our mission statement: "Satisfaction isn't guaranteed but if you're hot, you may cum again."wagyl wrote:IparryU wrote:yanpa wrote:IPU and chokonen operate a charitable mission providing crazed lemurs a bed for the night.
I actually quit that charity and dont bring them back anymore... Last time I brought one back, well... is going to cost me a grand or two.
Wow, 2000 yen! Did you have to ring for a taxi?!
An expensive lesson. An ounce of protection is worth a pond of cure. (I take it he Nancy Reagan "just say no" suggestion is out of the question)
I think he has the catch and release policy down, just needs to stop using live rounds in his hunting rifle
He should just stick to anal. There's no dangers associated with bareback anal, right?
6810 wrote:inflames wrote:
When I lived near one (1 minute walk away or something) and fucked up my leg, the people there were polite enough to inform me that they couldn't help me and to get the hell out. The bitch at the reception looked pissed when I made her call an ambulance for me. If there's anything I hate about doctor's here, it's that there aren't general practitioners, which means you're usually screwed if you go to the wrong kind of doctor.
Well, if the story you tell is actually true and not the usual gaijin half-truth + hyperbole + exaggeration, the clinic, if properly registered etc broke the law. Medical practitioners are required by law to provide treatment or advice on access to required treatment regardless of their specialist field.
I have had my own son diagnosed with influenza and been provided with the relevant, necessary meds... at a dermatologist.
Furthermore...inflames wrote:that there aren't general practitioners, which means you're usually screwed if you go to the wrong kind of doctor.
WTF? I don't know what ghetto you live in but you can't go half a block, let alone a -cho or a 学区 around here without tripping over a(nother) local GP...
6810 wrote:inflames wrote:
When I lived near one (1 minute walk away or something) and fucked up my leg, the people there were polite enough to inform me that they couldn't help me and to get the hell out. The bitch at the reception looked pissed when I made her call an ambulance for me. If there's anything I hate about doctor's here, it's that there aren't general practitioners, which means you're usually screwed if you go to the wrong kind of doctor.
Well, if the story you tell is actually true and not the usual gaijin half-truth + hyperbole + exaggeration, the clinic, if properly registered etc broke the law. Medical practitioners are required by law to provide treatment or advice on access to required treatment regardless of their specialist field.
I have had my own son diagnosed with influenza and been provided with the relevant, necessary meds... at a dermatologist.
6810 wrote:Furthermore...inflames wrote:that there aren't general practitioners, which means you're usually screwed if you go to the wrong kind of doctor.
WTF? I don't know what ghetto you live in but you can't go half a block, let alone a -cho or a 学区 around here without tripping over a(nother) local GP...
chokonen888 wrote:Not hard to imagine the ass telling some youngin' they got the herp and then becoming Chuo line splatter the next day.
chokonen888 wrote:I've found the most common specialty of 内科 is failing at practicing medicine here, but maybe that's just me. I think I've told the story before but years ago I got told by one casual asshole 内科 that I had herpes...based on nothing more than a glance at my sack....when all it turned out to be was a rash. (hot, sweaty summer and all that friction....mmm) I googled herpes on my keitai and showed him how it looked nothing like herpes. He refused to do/say anything more than he was 100% it was the herp. Being the rational person I am, I got a second opinion at a nearby dermatologist...who correctly diagnosed it as simply a rash and got me some ointment that cleared it right up. Not hard to imagine the ass telling some youngin' they got the herp and then becoming Chuo line splatter the next day.
Samurai_Jerk wrote:chokonen888 wrote:Not hard to imagine the ass telling some youngin' they got the herp and then becoming Chuo line splatter the next day.
If you kill yourself over herpes, it's not the doctors fault.
IparryU wrote:he probably wanted you to do a lot of tests and what not... decent size insurance claim for all that shit you would have to take/get.
chokonen888 wrote:Samurai_Jerk wrote:chokonen888 wrote:Not hard to imagine the ass telling some youngin' they got the herp and then becoming Chuo line splatter the next day.
If you kill yourself over herpes, it's not the doctors fault.
Regardless of who's fault it is, you know what drama queens teenagers are. I've seen a friend go sleepless and crazy because an ex claimed she gave him herpes AFTER he told her to fuck off. Reasonable dude and totally "she's bullshitting" mindset but she was fucked enough to do that to him and he was sweating balls til his test results came back negative.IparryU wrote:he probably wanted you to do a lot of tests and what not... decent size insurance claim for all that shit you would have to take/get.
Quite the opposite, no tests, not much more than a glance before he decided his diagnosis. if it was malicious in nature, it probably had to do with my gf there with me. He blurted out everything without much thought and actually said "you two shouldn't have sex until this clears up."
chokonen888 wrote:"you two shouldn't have sex until this clears up."
J.A.F.O wrote:chokonen888 wrote:"you two shouldn't have sex until this clears up."
Tag team after?
J.A.F.O wrote:chokonen888 wrote:"you two shouldn't have sex until this clears up."
Tag team after?
IparryU wrote:J.A.F.O wrote:chokonen888 wrote:"you two shouldn't have sex until this clears up."
Tag team after?
Nope, ex wife is a killer and her twin sister is the sex manipulator.
J.A.F.O wrote:IparryU wrote:J.A.F.O wrote:chokonen888 wrote:"you two shouldn't have sex until this clears up."
Tag team after?
Nope, ex wife is a killer and her twin sister is the sex manipulator.
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