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Ig Nobel Race?

Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:49 am

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Japanese who have succeed in becoming Ig Nobel Prize laureates:

1992
Medicine - F. Kanda, E. Yagi, M. Fukuda, K. Nakajima, T. Ohta, and O. Nakata of the Shisedo Research Center in Yokohama, for their pioneering research study "Elucidation of Chemical Compounds Responsible for Foot Malodour," especially for their conclusion that people who think they have foot odor do, and those who don't, don't.

1995
Psychology - Presented to Shigeru Watanabe, Junko Sakamoto, and Masumi Wakita, of Keio University, for their success in training pigeons to discriminate between the paintings of Picasso and those of Monet.

1996
Biodiversity - Presented to Chonosuke Okamura of the Okamura Fossil Laboratory in Nagoya, Japan, for discovering the fossils of dinosaurs, horses, dragons, princesses, and more than one thousand other extinct "mini-species," each of which less than 0.25 mm in length.

1997
Biology - Presented to T. Yagyu and his colleagues from the University Hospital of Zurich, Switzerland, the Kansai Medical University in Osaka, Japan, and the Neuroscience Technology Research in Prague, Czech Republic, for measuring people's brainwave patterns while they chewed different flavors of gum.

Economics - Presented to Akihiro Yokoi of Wiz Company in Chiba, Japan, and Aki Maita of Bandai Company in Tokyo, for diverting millions of person-hours of work into the husbandry of virtual pets.


1999
Chemistry - Presented to Takeshi Makino, president of The Safety Detective Agency in Osaka, Japan, for his involvement with S-Check, an infidelity detection spray that wives can apply to their husbands' underwear.

2002
Peace - Presented to Keita Sato, President of Takara Co., Dr. Matsumi Suzuki, President of Japan Acoustic Lab, and Dr. Norio Kogure, Executive Director, Kogure Veterinary Hospital, for promoting peace and harmony between the species by inventing Bow-Lingual, a computer-based automatic dog-to-human language translation device.

2003
Chemistry - Presented to Yukio Hirose of Kanazawa University, for his chemical investigation of a bronze statue, in the city of Kanazawa, that fails to attract pigeons.

2004
Peace - Presented to Daisuke Inoue of Hyogo Prefecture, Japan, for inventing karaoke, thereby providing an entirely new way for people to learn to tolerate each other.

2005
Nutrition - Presented to Dr. Yoshiro Nakamatsu of Tokyo, Japan, for photographing and retrospectively analyzing every meal he has consumed during a period of 34 years (and counting).
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:33 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Japanese who have succeed in becoming Ig Nobel Prize laureates...


The official Ig Nobel Prize website is seemly going for its own award (they switched their URL but it hasn't made it into Wiki snd lot of their pages are dead links.:p
http://www.improb.com/ig/
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Postby Tommybar » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:20 pm

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Chemistry - Presented to Takeshi Makino, president of The Safety Detective Agency in Osaka, Japan, for his involvement with S-Check, an infidelity detection spray that wives can apply to their husbands' underwear.


Hope my wife does not find out about this one... :-|
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Postby sublight » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:47 pm

It changes color when it comes in contact with trace amounts of semen.

Solutions? Either keep the condom on until you can get home to shower and change, or tell her that you needed to unwind at work and stroked one off in the loo.
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Postby CrankyBastard » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:55 pm

sublight wrote: keep the condom on until you can get home to shower and change,


Damn, that reminds me of an incident of a time way back, after a night of debauchery, I woke up late and had to rush off to get to work.
Anyway, long story short, I got to the station and rushed to the gents before getting on the train, most of you old timers here will remember the stalls of yester-year, not the private type 'my urinals' of today, just a trough and a wall. Anyway I stood in line, whipped 'willy' out, and looking straight ahead at the wall, proceeded to fill the forgotten condom.
Pressure and gravity resulted in a full balloon hitting the trough with a resounding splash!
Zipping my fly on the way out, I was pleased to hear one of the occupants telling the others, "Gaijin te sunge na!"
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Postby Charles » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:07 am

sublight wrote:Solutions? Either keep the condom on until you can get home to shower and change, or tell her that you needed to unwind at work and stroked one off in the loo.


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Ig Nobel Race?

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:39 pm

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Postby Greji » Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:43 am

CrankyBastard wrote:Damn, that reminds me of an incident of a time way back, after a night of debauchery, I woke up late and had to rush off to get to work.
Anyway, long story short, I got to the station and rushed to the gents before getting on the train, most of you old timers here will remember the stalls of yester-year, not the private type 'my urinals' of today, just a trough and a wall. Anyway I stood in line, whipped 'willy' out, and looking straight ahead at the wall, proceeded to fill the forgotten condom.
Pressure and gravity resulted in a full balloon hitting the trough with a resounding splash!
Zipping my fly on the way out, I was pleased to hear one of the occupants telling the others, "Gaijin te sunge na!"


You gotta it for this prize category Cranky. Even Jack have to go to be able to beat that shot!

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:55 pm

Sure there's plenty more data for 2006/7 (like extracting vanilla flavoring from cow patties), but let's jump to 2008 for a moment...

Japan Probe is reporting a Japanese study on amoeboid intelligence has won a prize for science of dubious value.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:51 pm

You can hear briefly from the legendary Dr. Nakamats himself about a minute into this long NPR story about the Ig Nobel Prizes.

Silly Science Honored With Ig Nobel Prizes
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Sep 30, 2011 6:37 pm

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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Sep 19, 2014 1:30 pm

Banana peel slickness study nets Japanese team Ig Nobel award
Kyodo News / 2014Sept18
Kiyoshi Mabuchi, a professor of Japan's Kitasato University, holds a bunch of bananas during an interview with Kyodo News at Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts, on Sept. 18, 2014. The work by a group of researchers, including himself, measuring the friction that occurs when someone steps on a banana peel...more...
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Re: Ig Nobel Race?

Postby yanpa » Fri Sep 19, 2014 1:39 pm

Very important research for the world of slapstick comedy.
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Postby matsuki » Fri Sep 19, 2014 3:27 pm

yanpa wrote:Very important research for the world of slapstick comedy.


Is his degree from the ACME university of technology?
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Re: Ig Nobel Race?

Postby wagyl » Fri Sep 19, 2014 4:20 pm

Japanese are still rank amateurs in this competition.

Ig Nobel Prize Winners 2014 wrote: NUTRITION PRIZE [SPAIN]: Raquel Rubio, Anna Jofré, Belén Martín, Teresa Aymerich, and Margarita Garriga, for their study titled "Characterization of Lactic Acid Bacteria Isolated from Infant Faeces as Potential Probiotic Starter Cultures for Fermented Sausages."

REFERENCE: "Characterization of Lactic Acid Bacteria Isolated from Infant Faeces as Potential Probiotic Starter Cultures for Fermented Sausages," Raquel Rubio, Anna Jofré, Belén Martín, Teresa Aymerich, Margarita Garriga, Food Microbiology, vol. 38, 2014, pp. 303-311.
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Re: Ig Nobel Race?

Postby Russell » Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:37 pm

Don't forget this one:
PUBLIC HEALTH: Jaroslav Flegr, Jan Havlicek and Jitka Hanusova-Lindova, and to David Hanauer, Naren Ramakrishnan and Lisa Seyfried, for investigating whether it is mentally hazardous to own a cat.
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Re: Ig Nobel Race?

Postby wagyl » Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:54 pm

Russell wrote:Don't forget:
PUBLIC HEALTH: Jaroslav Flegr, Jan Havlicek and Jitka Hanusova-Lindova, and to David Hanauer, Naren Ramakrishnan and Lisa Seyfried, for investigating whether it is mentally hazardous to own a cat.

That is an amusing characterisation of the research but I would encourage study into toxoplasmosis. Admittedly, one of the headlining authors gets a special mention on the wiki page. Tell me, does a gentleman who looks like this really deserve an Ig Nobel?

Ahh, I see that you specified the non toxoplasmosis study. I grant you your point, Russell.
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