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Japanese lady becomes 2nd wife to a Masai "moran"

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:44 pm

So who needs a visa?
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Japanese woman weds Masai warrior as second wife
Kyodo, Friday June 17, 7:45 AM
.....Maki Nagamatsu, a tour guide from the western Japan city of Kitakyushu, Fukuoka Prefecture, tied the knot in April this year as second wife to Jackson ole Seyio, a traditional Masai warrior, who never attended school.....
She said they first met in Dec. 2003 during a ritual graduation ceremony of initiation for young Masai warriors. Seyio was one the "morans" -- the Masai word for warrior, who were graduating then. ....more....
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Postby Big Booger » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:29 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:So who needs a visa?
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Japanese woman weds Masai warrior as second wife
Kyodo, Friday June 17, 7:45 AM
.....Maki Nagamatsu, a tour guide from the western Japan city of Kitakyushu, Fukuoka Prefecture, tied the knot in April this year as second wife to Jackson ole Seyio, a traditional Masai warrior, who never attended school.....
She said they first met in Dec. 2003 during a ritual graduation ceremony of initiation for young Masai warriors. Seyio was one the "morans" -- the Masai word for warrior, who were graduating then. ....more....



That is crazy... Makeinu Marries Masai would have been a better headline for that story LOL

She's in for a grand life... sheep herding, polygamy, malaria, god knows what else. I think somehow that this wedding won't last....

In the past, Masai warriors have wed British, German and American women in whirlwind love affairs which often culminate in bitter tussles and divorce.
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Postby dimwit » Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:38 pm

It's funny, the few Masai I have known in Canada were anything but morons, one guy I know got his PhD and was working for the world bank. I guess it has got me thinking about how collossally unrepresentative were are of the countries we come from. :?
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Postby sirwanksalot » Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:16 am

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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:50 am

I'm a little jealous. She's cute. I had a wank over it though. Thinking her taking that big African 'foto' in the bush jungle somewhere with the 1st wife looking on all jealous gives me a boner.
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Postby Greji » Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:27 am

AssKissinger wrote:I'm a little jealous. She's cute. I had a wank over it though. Thinking her taking that big African 'foto' in the bush jungle somewhere with the 1st wife looking on all jealous gives me a boner.


AK you haven't got a chance. All warriors come with large spears. You'll just have to stay jealous. I suggest another wank- :idea:
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Postby Buraku » Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:45 am

gboothe wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:I'm a little jealous. She's cute..




not as cute as this one

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Postby omae mona » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:24 pm

Sorry for the lack of originality in this post, but I thought a copy of this oldie but goodie would do nicely in this thread:

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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:41 pm

omae mona wrote:Sorry for the lack of originality in this post, but I thought a copy of this oldie but goodie would do nicely in this thread:

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Hell, that's an Internet classic and the first thing I thought of when I read "Masai 'moran." I had a Masai 'moran' housemate in college and he was the opposite of Dimwit's Masai with a "PhD and was working for the world bank." He ate raw hamburger and milk for his 3-square meals and he regularly was in legal trouble for dating "misunderstandings." Ahhhh, such is faulty knowledge based on small numbers on people. :(
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