Dr. Nakamats to Challenge Blinky

[Captain Japan]

Inventor Dr. Nakamatsu to run in Tokyo gubernatorial race
Mainichi

Inventor Dr. Nakamatsu said he intends to run in the upcoming Tokyo gubernatorial race whose campaign kicks off on Thursday.

"I had not intended to run, but those who will run in the election are unable to ease the uncertainty felt by Tokyo residents. I'm the only one who meets the qualifications for Tokyo governor," said Nakamatsu, 78, whose real name is Yoshiro Nakamatsu.

He had unsuccessfully run in the Tokyo gubernatorial elections in 1991, 1999 and 2003. In the previous election, he garnered an impressive 110,000 votes.

Check his ridiculous Web page here. An FG appearance by Nakamatsu is here.

[Taro Toporific]

Inventor Dr. Nakamatsu to run in Tokyo gubernatorial race
Mainichi
....had unsuccessfully run in the Tokyo gubernatorial elections in 1991, 1999 and 2003. ...

Every time that old fraud runs for office, the PR from his campaign ends up boosting sales of his sham "SuperBrains Power" self-help kits to learn to be an inventor.
Dr Nakacrap-tsu fucked claims that he invented the floppy disk, fax machine, Love-Jet fake Viagra, etc. make Gov. Blinky look honest.

[Doctor Stop]

[floatl][/floatl]At a news conference this week, Nakamatsu, 78, promised not only to lower taxes but to safeguard Tokyo's 12.6 million residents from missile attacks with a new invention.

"I'm the only candidate who can protect the people of Tokyo with an invention that would make North Korean missiles do a U-turn," Nakamatsu said in a campaign speech on Thursday.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/03/22/japan.elections.reut/index.html

[Tsuru]

You can't make a supersonic gyro-controlled missile make a U-turn. You can only try to make it miss by frying the electronics or blow it up in the air.

[DrP]

I'll run for governor and promise to lower taxes and make it easier to buy a Narita Express ticket. Oh, did I mention the renewal of a 'comfort station' ?? That alone should get me a few votes. AND -- best of all -- No more SMAP, Kazuko, Minomonta, Hard Gay, Hamasaki or Kumi on TV!