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Postby BO-SENSEI » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:07 am

I am not really sure where I am going, I just hope that when I get there, I can sit down because I am sure my feet will be tired.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:39 am

BO-SENSEI wrote:Japanese people are $#%!ing crazy.

Were you trying to say "This one particular Japanese person is $#%!ing crazy"? :roll:
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Postby omae mona » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:46 am

We crazy foreigners know how to play this game too!

[yt]_Az0v6AnpuQ[/yt]
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Postby Dragonette » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:44 pm

[font="Trebuchet MS"][SIZE="1"]Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
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Mmmm

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:14 pm

[quote="Dragonette"]

...and you don't have to be a shrink to see that that's about as Freudian as it gets. ]

Yes, mum.

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Postby Typhoon » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:25 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Were you trying to say "This one particular Japanese person is $#%!ing crazy"? :roll:


Also, saliva comes out easy in the wash, bullets holes and blood are more problematic.

Have to wonder about the mental stability of FG wankers that extrapolate from one troubled individual to 130 million or so people.
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Postby Coligny » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:27 pm

omae mona wrote:We crazy foreigners know how to play this game too!



Australian don't count... between the selective breeding only between convicted felon on the massive UV exposure because of the hole in the ozone layer it's a surprise they still look so much like human and not like escapee from the hills have eyes...
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Postby Midwinter » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:33 pm

omae mona wrote:We crazy foreigners know how to play this game too!

[yt]_Az0v6AnpuQ[/yt]


For some reason he sounds more British to me.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:33 pm

Coligny wrote:Australian don't count... between the selective breeding only between convicted felon on the massive UV exposure because of the hole in the ozone layer it's a surprise they still look so much like human and not like escapee from the hills have eyes...


:lol:

Charles?

BTW, since when is saliva sticky?
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Postby hu5h » Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:11 pm

hah, i had a feeling we would see some balloon licking australians,,
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Postby nottu » Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:14 pm

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Postby Iraira » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:48 pm

Dude, I like this perv.
I want to make beautiful women dirty
. So do I, man, so do I.
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"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:46 pm

This guy reminded me of that crazy fucker in Osaka who had thousands of worms and wanted to release them on the subway because IIRC, he wanted to women to make women scared. If i was a woman in Japan i would never travel by subway.
I am not really sure where I am going, I just hope that when I get there, I can sit down because I am sure my feet will be tired.
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Postby Greji » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:52 pm

BO-SENSEI wrote: If i was a woman in Japan i would never travel by subway.


I don't know about that. Gomi rides 'em everyday. She's not bothered by worms, she's just hoping for a grope....
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Postby Typhoon » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:35 am

BO-SENSEI wrote:This guy reminded me of that crazy fucker in Osaka who had thousands of worms and wanted to release them on the subway because IIRC, he wanted to women to make women scared. If i was a woman in Japan i would never travel by subway.


The only reason I can think of not doing so it that she might run into you.
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Mmmm

Postby kurohinge1 » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:53 am

Coligny wrote:
Australian don't count... between the selective breeding only between convicted felon on the massive UV exposure because of the hole in the ozone layer it's a surprise they still look so much like human and not like escapee from the hills have eyes...


And yet only one post before . . .

Typhoon wrote:
Have to wonder about the mental stability of FG wankers that extrapolate from one troubled individual to 130 million or so people.


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Postby xenomorph42 » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:17 pm

hu5h wrote:hah, i had a feeling we would see some balloon licking australians,,


Better than Kaviare eating Germans! :p
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Postby waruta » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:23 am

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Postby hu5h » Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:16 am

we swedes eat a lot of caviare actually..:heart:

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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:20 am

BO-SENSEI wrote: If i was a woman in Japan i would never travel by subway.


What a dumb thing to say!! Are we supposed to stay home and protected from all the crazy fuckers? That is as dumb as saying we need to wear veils to protect ourselves.

Decent men need to lead by example, confront the freaks if they see them and not suggest that women hide away from the few crazies. Women need to be more assertive to let the crazies know that certain behaviour is not acceptable. It is only by staying quiet that the crazies feel they have tacit approval for their actions.
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Postby sillygirl » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:47 pm

GomiGirl wrote:What a dumb thing to say!! Are we supposed to stay home and protected from all the crazy fuckers? That is as dumb as saying we need to wear veils to protect ourselves.

Decent men need to lead by example, confront the freaks if they see them and not suggest that women hide away from the few crazies. Women need to be more assertive to let the crazies know that certain behaviour is not acceptable. It is only by staying quiet that the crazies feel they have tacit approval for their actions.


Very silly....I think being a tall gaijin with a crazed look in my eye used to keep the creeps away...even better when you can speak enough Japanese to give the old 'what the fuck you looking at' ....
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:26 pm

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Postby sillygirl » Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:37 pm

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Postby BO-SENSEI » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:10 am

xenomorph42 wrote:Better than Kaviare eating Germans! :p



weird, i actually know what you mean, and it has nothing to do with actual caviar.
I am not really sure where I am going, I just hope that when I get there, I can sit down because I am sure my feet will be tired.
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