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Postby canman » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:17 pm

Hey this is big news. After the release of the two journalists they refueled in Misawa, only 30 km's from here. This is the biggest news in a long time around here. Why did they decide to refuel in Misawa? Why not Seoul or Yokota or another big base. But this has helped put Misawa on the map.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:38 pm

Probably to keep as low-profile as possible given the circumstances, and avoid the press until they arrived home...
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Postby Takechanpoo » Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:11 pm

Because Clinton family is a dog of China. he dont want to leave a bad impression to China. So he chose smelly backcountry, not Yokota near Tokyo.
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Postby Greji » Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:31 pm

canman wrote:Hey this is big news. After the release of the two journalists they refueled in Misawa, only 30 km's from here. This is the biggest news in a long time around here. Why did they decide to refuel in Misawa? Why not Seoul or Yokota or another big base. But this has helped put Misawa on the map.



Closer flying range, plus I heard that Wild Willie had got his hands on a list of Canman's and AO's selected Aomori range grazers....
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Postby TennoChinko » Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:08 am

As soon as Clinton figured out the two Asian chicks he helped "rescue" would not put out, he ordered them to make a pit stop in Japan. "Hell I ain't flying all the way to Asia and leavin' without gettin' any poontang!!!"
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Postby Bucky » Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:05 am

canman wrote:Why did they decide to refuel in Misawa? Why not Seoul or Yokota or another big base. But this has helped put Misawa on the map.

Distance from Pyongyang-Yakota-Burbank: 6254 miles
Distance from Pyongyang-Misawa-Burbank: 6031 miles

It is a shorter distance, that may have factored into it.


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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:03 am

I'd say how much fuel they had on board played a big factor. I somehow doubt they took on any fuel in NK...

Flying directly from NK to SK is probably a no-no politically and Misawa was likely the closest convenient place to go.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:08 am

Greji wrote:Closer flying range, plus I heard that Wild Willie had got his hands on a list of Canman's and AO's selected Aomori range grazers....
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meanwhile his wife is here in kenya blahblahblahing about nothing and making the city traffic even more nightmarish than usual.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:21 am

People,
We've forgotten the most obvious answer...remember who canman's representative is? And she's apparently not averse to playing around with married men....
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:03 am

Greji wrote:Closer flying range, plus I heard that Wild Willie had got his hands on a list of Canman's and AO's selected Aomori range grazers....
:cool:

Wait, wasn't that hot elected representative from Aomori? I heard she puts out with married men too...
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Postby Coligny » Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:48 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:People,
We've forgotten the most obvious answer...remember who canman's representative is? And she's apparently not averse to playing around with married men....


Guyz, I don't read Chinese...
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