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Postby 2triky » Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:20 am

'Soba' slurper's 399 bowls too tough to beat
Japanese food fighter Takeru Kobayashi, famed for his success at the annual Coney Island hot dog-eating contest — step aside. The new bottomless pit just slammed down dozens of small red "wanko" bowls of "soba" buckwheat noodles.
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Noodle queen: Hatsuyo "the Witch" Sugawara wolfs down bowls of "soba" noodles Sunday during an eating competition in Morioka, Iwate Prefecture.
After wolfing down 399 bowls of the traditional noodles in 10 minutes Sunday, Hatsuyo Sugawara, 45, from Morioka, Iwate Prefecture, beat other contenders in the annual All-Japan Wanko Soba Eating Championship held in the city known for the noodles.
Like Kobayashi, she calls herself a food fighter. Her nickname is "the Witch."
Competition rules require one bowl to hold 10 grams of noodles, or about a tenth the size of a usual soba serving in a restaurant. Sugawara's 399 bowls, therefore, translate to nearly 40 regular bowls.
Sugawara's win was her third in a row since she joined the competition three years ago. Three consecutive wins in the race mark a milestone, the organizer said.
Sugawara beat second-place Yuko Shoji by more than 100 bowls. Shoji ended up with 295 bowls.

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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:25 pm

Does this really deserve to be in the news segment?
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Postby dimwit » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:28 pm

Yep and it's even tolerable unless Taro posts a scan of her stomach. God! isn't that like putting a red cape in front of a bull?
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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:10 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Does this really deserve to be in the news segment?


Of course. I trained her. How else do you think she could have developed that great slurp?
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:13 pm

dimwit wrote:Yep and it's even tolerable unless Taro posts a scan of her stomach. God! isn't that like putting a red cape in front of a bull?


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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:58 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:If I was up against someone who could do 399 wank-os in 10 minutes, I'd be giving up, too!


Let's see, 39.9 wanks a minute. Hmmm, that might be pushing it a tad... Or should that be pulling?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:38 pm

Greji wrote:Let's see, 39.9 wanks a minute. Hmmm, that might be pushing it a tad... Or should that be pulling?
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At 39.9/minute, it reminds me of what I was like when I was 17....double that rate if a girl was doing it for me.
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