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Osaka Boot Snatcher

Postby Mulboyne » Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:39 am

Police in Osaka are searching for a man who assaulted a woman and stole her boots. The 27 year old woman was walking home at 11:30pm on Friday night, when a man dressed in black wrestled her to the ground, grabbed her legs, and stripped her of her boots. She also had a handbag but the man made no attempt to steal it. Police say this is the fourth such incident since last summer and suspect it is the same culprit.

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Postby Typhoon » Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:17 am

Police warn women of snatch bandits.

Police warm women of booty bandits.
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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1. You're now several kilometres away; and

2. You've got their shoes.
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Postby Greji » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:05 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Police in Osaka are searching for a man who assaulted a woman and stole her boots. The 27 year old woman was walking home at 11:30pm on Friday night, when a man dressed in black wrestled her to the ground, grabbed her legs, and stripped her of her boots. She also had a handbag but the man made no attempt to steal it. Police say this is the fourth such incident since last summer and suspect it is the same culprit.

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Hmmm, I've never done a boot? Where's Iraira when I need instructions....
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Postby matsuki » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:43 pm

Don't worry Greji, you're already known as the Tokyo booty snatcher.
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Postby IparryU » Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:08 pm

Greji wrote:Hmmm, I've never done a boot? Where's Iraira when I need instructions....
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the hole is big enough so you dont need to put hair on the outside of it. that or you can steal them jukujo type boots with fake fur on the top... makes life a bit easier that way.
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