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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:46 pm

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Prime Minster Noda is sporting an eyepatch. Questioned by the press pack, he says he bumped into something at his official residence while walking around in the dark. He had been at a drinks party with finance leaders that evening, returning home at around 8:30pm.
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Postby Ganma » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:29 pm

So what's he planning on pirating then? :spin:
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Postby Bucky » Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:14 am

Hathaway man
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Postby cujojpn » Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:02 am

Right away, thought about this:

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Postby plaid_knight » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:00 am

That was a pretty interesting chain of events.
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Postby IparryU » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:42 am

kick ass!
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Postby sublight » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:27 am

Conversation this morning:

me: heard on the news this morning Noda stumbled into a post.
co-worker: yeah, Prime Minister.
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Postby sublight » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:31 am

Bucky wrote:Hathaway man


Classic.

I was actually thinking yesterday that this guy couldn't look any less statesmanlike, and then he goes and does this.

Oh well, considering the morals of the guys who do look the part, I guess I shouldn't be complaining about appearances.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:36 pm

sublight wrote:Conversation this morning:

me: heard on the news this morning Noda stumbled into a post.
co-worker: yeah, Prime Minister.

Aww dear... I'd pay real money to have witty coworker...

Instead I had to deal with an OCD dude that was sorting firewall rules by alphabetic sequence...
just BECAUSE./
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