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Re: Driving accidents

Postby Mock Cockpit » Mon Oct 21, 2013 6:53 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Yeah, buses and locals often tangle round these here parts...

Travel67

When they rang you and asked if there was any injuries never say no. Your neck was sore and you banged your head on the window and had to go to the hospital because you were feeling dizzy. This is of course the way to go only if you're pretty sure the other guy is going to cop most of the blame regardless.
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Re: Driving accidents

Postby Coligny » Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:11 pm

Always call whiplash...

Best insurance scam evar...
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Re: Driving accidents

Postby Mock Cockpit » Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:37 am

Coligny wrote:Always call whiplash...

Best insurance scam evar...

If possible, go to the hospital in an ambulance. Keep asking where you are and what happened to you. Tell them you feel like vomiting. Go to rehab every day, never admit to anything and pocket the payout. Works for me on my pushbike when those old cunts in their keitora want to keep running into my. Old bastards, a few of those times I couldn't have actually stopped!
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Re: Driving accidents

Postby J.A.F.O » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:03 am

Coligny wrote:If it's stock body Nissan Cube, it's injection molded parts, ABS and the like, especially the bumper, needed to be able to bounce on shopping carts bumps, not crack like fiberglass do.
Not fiberglass... Waaayyyy to expensive for Nissan standards...


Dude! this has been the most accurate information I have ever received about that fucking car... or any fucking car I have bought in japan.
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Re: Driving accidents

Postby Coligny » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:15 am

I know, i know, I should get a life...
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Re: Driving accidents

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:31 pm

Coligny wrote:I know, i know, I should get a life...


The question is do you post of FG so much because you don't have a life or do you not have a life because you post on FG so much?
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Re: Driving accidents

Postby Coligny » Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:46 pm

Because I have NO ONE ELSE TO TALK TO. After a job where I had the potential to babble with 600 people in academics daily...
And I was more than less a social butterfly, which made me an oddity among sysadmins... People there actually loved to have someone explain them even if briefly with colorful shortcuts and metaphor why their printer was on fire... Or just speak aboot the kids and dogs while waiting for the firemen...
(In 5 years i managed to survive through 2 labs fire countless chemical spills requiring evacuation and 1 server room flooding)
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Re: Driving accidents

Postby yanpa » Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:00 pm

Coligny wrote: People there actually loved to have someone explain them even if briefly with colorful shortcuts and metaphor why their printer was on fire...


lp0 on fire?
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Re: Driving accidents

Postby J.A.F.O » Thu Oct 24, 2013 12:38 am

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, in that case, what a douche. BUS vs. Cube :roll: I bet he didn't even feel you hit.


Yea I'm voting for douche as well.
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Re: Driving accidents

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Re: Driving accidents

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Re: Driving accidents

Postby Coligny » Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:21 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:


This + all the related videos... There goes mah afternoon...
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Re: Driving accidents

Postby matsuki » Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:35 am

Fuuuuuuuuuu, time to put the snow tires on...
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