Here we go again...

[Yokohammer]

FG.com: your gateway to the lives of some very deluded people.

Some seriously sad shit passes through these hallowed halls.

[GomiGirl]

Well, seeing as everyone is sticking the boot in, I hope his vasectomy reversal didn't see full, 100% mission accomplished operation, otherwise the lives of three people (four if blessed with twins) will get even more messed up.

....and M気T, that is what is meant by oversharing.

Oh no he didn't - did he?

Yes this is total oversharing.

[yanpa]

Well, seeing as everyone is sticking the boot in, I hope his vasectomy reversal didn't see full, 100% mission accomplished operation, otherwise the lives of three people (four if blessed with twins) will get even more messed up.

....and M気T, that is what is meant by oversharing.

Oh no he didn't - did he?

Yes this is total oversharing.

Let me overshare that for you

[Coligny]

I'm starting to realize that the whole green hair megad00sh avatar is not the seditious work of Taro...

Guys... crazy-hobo rule: DO NOT make eye contact...

[Russell]

http://www.immi-moj.go.jp/tetuduki/zairyuu/qa.html
Q18 日本人と結婚し，在留資格「日本人の配偶者等」で日本に住んでいた外国人が，在留期間の途中で，その日本人と離婚した場合に，在留資格取消し処分の対象となりますか。
Ａ 在留資格「日本人の配偶者等」は，入管法別表第二に定められていますので，当該在留資格をもって日本に住んでいる外国人が，在留期間の途中で，その日本人と離婚した場合でも在留資格の取消しの対象とはなりません。

ということで、離婚しても身元保証人のあなたから取り消しを申請は出来ません。
子供の養育費を払っていない以前に、親権がなくては定住者の在留資格は許可されないでしょう。
尚、結婚詐欺とは、結婚を餌に金品を巻き上げることであり、最終的に婚姻しないで逃げていくものです。

D00d... the forum is supposed to be accessible to handicaped people too... I feel like totally excluded now...

If you want to feel literate, you'd better move to North-Korea:

In North Korea, literacy is defined as the ability to write the name "Kim Il-Sung"

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

D00d... the forum is supposed to be accessible to handicaped people too... I feel like totally excluded now...

moar: http://goo.gl/Xz7Re

Havill is not American. That law does not apply.

Thanks, but actually I don't call myself Japanese, unless somebody asks me a direct nationality question like "What's your citizenship?"

I usually say something like "I'm American but now have only Japanese nationality." (『アメリカ出身だが、もう日本国籍を取得した』) if somebody generically asks what I am. In other others, I usually suffix "Japanese" with "citizen" etc. when referring to myself.

Going around saying "I'm Japanese" or "I'm not American" and then getting all emo about it when people don't initially understand sounds like something a Debitard.org P.C.er would do. And saying I'm "American-Japanese" or "Caucasian-Japanese" or "White-Japanese" sounds just as stupid as calling a child a "double" (they have one DNA set and one head, two arms, two legs, ten fingers and toes thank you).



Oh yeah, the word "gaijin" doesn't bother me either.

Now if you excuse me, I need to do some research for the upcoming election this 21st (it seems like all I do these days is vote: Lower House, Tokyo City Assembly, now Upper House... all in a few months).

I think I may now change my choice to a candidate that has the strongest opinion on immigration: especially overstayers and those using convenience marriages and sperm to stay in the country.

Fucken racist

Just kidding....I want to compliment you for the way you responded to MQT's Facebook comment thread. I thought it was very classy for a lot of reasons. (Havill essentially told Michael Q Todd in a very polite way to grow up, or failing that, stop letting the world know your life is going to shit.)

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Well, seeing as everyone is sticking the boot in, I hope his vasectomy reversal didn't see full, 100% mission accomplished operation, otherwise the lives of three people (four if blessed with twins) will get even more messed up.

....and M気T, that is what is meant by oversharing.

Oh no he didn't - did he?

Yes this is total oversharing.

Look, sorry...I'm Catholic, so we're not allowed to know about things like birth control. Consequently, I'm a little unsure of the ground I'm on at the moment. Would someone be kind enough to help me out (without resorting to a post telling me to fucken Google it!)
What I really want to know is the following:
Does having undergone a vasectomy reversal mean that MQT is not a dick anymore? (His posts seem to suggest otherwise, but, like I said, I don't really know a lot about things like birth control. Is he saying that he should be able to get by in that regard through just his personality?)

[wagyl]

Does having undergone a vasectomy reversal mean that MQT is not a dick anymore? (His posts seem to suggest otherwise, but, like I said, I don't really know a lot about things like birth control. Is he saying that he should be able to get by in that regard through just his personality?)

What it means is that everyone wished he would grow a pair but he just continued using the ones he had. And whereas he had previously been keeping everything offline, he went back online again so he could share it with the world at large.

_____

Ignoring all the boasting about what an attractive catch he is, I'm not entirely sure that using your progeny as a human shield against Immigration will be a popular tactic.

[havill]

I'm not entirely sure that using your progeny as a human shield against Immigration will be a popular tactic.

The American term for this is "anchor baby". Of course, the anchor baby immigration strategy only holds water if you're actually supporting your children in one way or another.

Ｍ気Ｔ, in his own self-published words from April, 2011:

In the past 3 years I have lived mainly in Tokyo with very rarely access to money for food or train fare. Regularly I have searched through my pockets for change to go across town to visit my daughter and sometimes it has not been there. Sorry Koko.

...

I have lived mainly off the generosity of a couple of kind women and by house sitting and couch surfing and by taking advantage of free events where there was food and booze.

Ｍ気Ｔ, there's a Japanese expression: 言わぬが花.
In English: T.M.I. ("Silence is wisdom when speaking is folly.")

[GomiGirl]

Dead-beat dad, free loading man-child.

But yeah - he is a good catch!!

A week ago he was saying how much he loved his beautiful wife and now he saying they are no longer married.

[matsuki]

So he's a hobo, leaching off lemurs and creating the next generation of "half" porn stars? No wonder he doesn't know when to stop...any attention is better than no attention.

[yanpa]

I am leaving Japan for a while in the next few weeks Eido. Thank you for all your advice. Probably before the end of the month. Am going to go to America

Leaving aside the question of how he is financing that, I trust US immigration will show their usual leniency and tolerance when welcoming him into their country.

[wagyl]

Indeed. Especially for a period described as "a while."

I have used the term many times myself, but more and more I am reading "M気" as "Masochistic tendencies," all the more so when I think of the fun that would be in store at the end of a lengthy trans-Pacific flight.

[Samurai_Jerk]

So he's a hobo, leaching off lemurs

If he wasn't knocking them up along the way, I'd actually respect that.

[matsuki]

So he's a hobo, leaching off lemurs

If he wasn't knocking them up along the way, I'd actually respect that.

...or marrying them

[Coligny]

So he's a hobo, leaching off lemurs

If he wasn't knocking them up along the way, I'd actually respect that.

So... Do you...

[Samurai_Jerk]

So he's a hobo, leaching off lemurs

If he wasn't knocking them up along the way, I'd actually respect that.

So... Do you...

What?

[Coligny]

RESPEK MEEE...

[matsuki]

Hahahaha, well he may not be plowin' through them but Coligny certainly qualifies for leaching off them

[Samurai_Jerk]

RESPEK MEEE...

Nothing respectable about being a kept man who can't even fart without getting his wife's permission.

[Coligny]

RESPEK MEEE...

Nothing respectable about being a kept man who can't even fart without getting his wife's permission.

Tell us, where do you find those strong willed japanese women who know what they want for them or their entourage...

[Samurai_Jerk]

RESPEK MEEE...

Nothing respectable about being a kept man who can't even fart without getting his wife's permission.

Tell us, where do you find those strong willed japanese women who know what they want for them or their entourage...

Strong willed? Why would you want that? What you want is hot with low self esteem.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

What you want is hot with low self esteem.

Not a good type to wed....

[Samurai_Jerk]

What you want is hot with low self esteem.

Not a good type to wed....

What you don't want is to get married.

[Coligny]

RESPEK MEEE...

Nothing respectable about being a kept man who can't even fart without getting his wife's permission.

Tell us, where do you find those strong willed japanese women who know what they want for them or their entourage...

Strong willed? Why would you want that? What you want is hot with low self esteem.

In Japan, the threshold for "strong willed" qualification is at "can chooze her socks by herself in the morning" and I'm not even there yet...

If i wuz to wait for agreement or opinion to do anything... It would be like 2 years ago when we nearly switched the whip... but she refused to choose the color... so I said fuck it...
This year she say that there is no color she likes for the model I like... (the game at every shiaken is to play "keep or dump" since t3h Nissan is mediocre... but also long lasting, to make the misery more memorable)

I'm getting over qualified in mindfuckery to the point where I might even be able to steer an army of toddlers without having to use threat or corruption...

[havill]

Dead-beat dad, free loading man-child.

But yeah - he is a good catch!!

A week ago he was saying how much he loved his beautiful wife and now he saying they are no longer married.

When I read his self-reaffirmations about his value as a source of love and inspiration on his SNS I am reminded of Stuart Smalley's famous quote:

[havill]

Looks like he deleted his drama queen episode from Facebook.

I guess they kissed (and slapped) and made up.

My guess is:

1) He didn't get lucky at the Friday night "International" singles party and realized that it's harder to find a new sugar baby at 50 than he thought
2) He didn't find a way to continue his "lifestyle" in Amerika's Kalifornia, cause, well, he'd need a car. And a job.
3) The prospect of getting a real job in Japan to extend his stay after his spouse SoR expired was too scary

[GomiGirl]

Didn't he say they already had the divorce done?

[wagyl]

Didn't he say they already had the divorce done?

No, he had just made up his own mind about what he wanted.

[yanpa]

Didn't he say they already had the divorce done?

No, he had just made up his own mind about what he wanted deserved.

FTFY.