Home | Forums | Mark forums read | Search | FAQ | Login

Advanced search
Hot Topics
Takechanpoo hot topic Hashimoto: no sex slaves please, we're Japanese
Yokohammer hot topic Earthquake!
wagyl hot topic Becky's first affair - with a married man; tabloids go crazy
kurogane hot topic Random Gaijin Video of the Day
kurogane hot topic For all your pedophile doll needs
matsuki hot topic Random Nihonjin Caption Contest
Mike Oxlong hot topic 'Auslander raus!'
kurogane hot topic 2020 Japan Olympics
Coligny hot topic 12 dead in Paris shooting
Samurai_Jerk hot topic Japanese toilets! OMG!!!
Change font size
  • fuckedgaijin ‹ General ‹ F*cked News

Japanese beer is shit

Odd news from Japan and all things Japanese around the world.
Post a reply
130 posts • Page 5 of 5 • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Re: Japanese beer is shit

Postby dimwit » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:09 am

kurogane wrote: I remember she was married to that ultra creepy lady man music producer (the soy basted Phil Spector); maybe still is.


I could probably look that up, but why bother? I seem to recall that she had a shotgun wedding with some dancertard which lasted a few hours.
User avatar
dimwit
Maezumo
 
Posts: 3558
Images: 3
Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:29 pm
Top

Re: Japanese beer is shit

Postby matsuki » Tue Feb 24, 2015 3:37 pm

According to the interwebs she's コーターFG...

Namie Maruyama

20 September 1977, Naha, Japan

Height: 5' 2¼" (1.58 m) :hehe:

Her mother, Emiko Taira, was murdered by her brother-in-law Kenji Tairo in March 1999 :shock:

Her maternal grandmother was Italian. She was raised solely by her mother, Emiko Taira, as she had divorced when Amuro was 4 years old. Taira worked as a nursery school employee and bar hostess to support her three children. Through her mother's side, Amuro is one quarter Italian.

Spouse (1). Masaharu "Sam" Maruyama, (22 October 1997 - 2002)


Meh, she's still bangable and her music was decent enough...but she's on the fast track to dragon lady.
User avatar
matsuki
 
Posts: 11899
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:29 pm
Location: The land of historical entitlement™
Top

Re: Japanese beer is shit

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Mar 16, 2015 6:43 pm

Here's a beer argument for kurogane.

Man Shoots Friend For Bringing Him the Wrong Brand of Beer

Beer drinkers are fiercely loyal to their brands of choice, as evidenced by this story out of New Orleans: "An argument between years-long friends over which beer is better —Budweiser or Busch — ended Saturday in Harvey with a shotgun blast," says NOLA.com.
User avatar
Samurai_Jerk
Maezumo
 
Posts: 12998
Joined: Mon Feb 09, 2004 7:11 am
Location: Tokyo
Top

Re: Japanese beer is shit

Postby Coligny » Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:11 pm

Whatever you do... Don't touch this:

image.jpg


Is worse than coke zeros and light combined...
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Freedom is like farts... You enjoy yours but usually can't stand other's...


Zee Litterbox Gigolo, rebel without a clue: I may be no better, but at least I am different. (Rousseau)

Image
User avatar
Coligny
 
Posts: 18412
Images: 9
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:12 pm
Location: Hoomans are expandables, please lead the way, kill yourself.
  • Website
  • Personal album
Top

Re: Japanese beer is shit

Postby J.A.F.O » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:04 pm

What the fuck it THAT? Matcha Coke ?!?
"We can't stop here! this is bat country"
User avatar
J.A.F.O
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1028
Joined: Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:13 pm
Location: Polar Bear in a sauna
Top

Re: Japanese beer is shit

Postby wagyl » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:14 pm

Naah, it is just a reduced sugar/stevia sweetened coke, depending on the market.

In my opinion, all coke is shit. I have never liked it. One product I did try, which was a faux Brazilian themed creation for sale for a limited period during FIFA last year, was Cafe do Cola. Basically black iced coffee and lemon squash, it got awarded a covetted wagyl two thumbs up!
User avatar
wagyl
Maezumo
 
Posts: 3906
Images: 0
Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 11:08 pm
Location: in the deep snowy valleys
Top

Re: Japanese beer is shit

Postby Coligny » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:19 pm

Some sort of vegetal sugar replacement erztaz coke...

The plant used Traduce sugar use is stevia...

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_Life

hence the natural/life babling...

image.jpg

I'll give it two thumb down (syndrome)
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Freedom is like farts... You enjoy yours but usually can't stand other's...


Zee Litterbox Gigolo, rebel without a clue: I may be no better, but at least I am different. (Rousseau)

Image
User avatar
Coligny
 
Posts: 18412
Images: 9
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:12 pm
Location: Hoomans are expandables, please lead the way, kill yourself.
  • Website
  • Personal album
Top

Re: Japanese beer is shit

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Mar 16, 2015 11:13 pm

I noticed that green coke the other day and wondered what the fuck it was. When I saw stevia on the label I gave it a pass. I can't stand the stuff.
User avatar
Samurai_Jerk
Maezumo
 
Posts: 12998
Joined: Mon Feb 09, 2004 7:11 am
Location: Tokyo
Top

Re: Japanese beer is shit

Postby Coligny » Mon Mar 16, 2015 11:34 pm

Unlike coke light who only juster taste Coke with the wrong sugar.
Coke life manage to taste like bubbly sugary water with the wrong sugar... The little bite back/ bitterness of coke is absent...
Freedom is like farts... You enjoy yours but usually can't stand other's...


Zee Litterbox Gigolo, rebel without a clue: I may be no better, but at least I am different. (Rousseau)

Image
User avatar
Coligny
 
Posts: 18412
Images: 9
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:12 pm
Location: Hoomans are expandables, please lead the way, kill yourself.
  • Website
  • Personal album
Top

Re: Japanese beer is shit

Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Mar 16, 2015 11:42 pm

User avatar
Mike Oxlong
 
Posts: 5666
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:47 pm
Location: 古き良き日本
Top

Previous

Post a reply
130 posts • Page 5 of 5 • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Return to F*cked News

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Baidu [Spider], Bing [Bot], Google [Bot], Takechanpoo and 2 guests

  • Board index
  • The team • Delete all board cookies • All times are UTC + 9 hours
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group