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The Darwin Awards

Postby legion » Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:32 pm

Thought this subject needed its own thread

Starting with a lucky escape

US navy warship rescues sick baby from stricken boat 900 miles out to sea
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/06/us-warship-baby-sailboat-mexico

Parents call for help after one-year-old girl falls ill hundreds of miles from Mexican coast during round-the-world sailing trip

The girl's family – her parents and a three-year-old sister – were about 900 miles off Mexico on a trip around the world when they sent a satellite ping for help to the US Coast Guard on Thursday about her illness.

A family member said the Rebel Heart was owned by a San Diego couple, Charlotte and Eric Kaufman, whose daughter, Lyra, had developed a fever and a rash covering most of her body and was not responding to medication.
The California Air National Guard dispatched four rescuers, who parachuted into the water and reached the disabled vessel. The team was able to stabilise the girl and pointed the sailboat, which does not have steering or communication abilities, towards Mexico, the 129th Rescue Wing said in a statement.


Before the family left, Lyra had salmonella poisoning, but doctors cleared her to travel after she recovered, said Charlotte Kaufman's sister, Sariah Kay English.


English said she was told the vessel took on water every time the motor was turned on. It was now slowly moving using only the sails.


In other news several thousand children die from preventable diseases because of lack of adequate medical resources.
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Re: The Darwin Awards

Postby Coligny » Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:43 pm

Sure there was already some threads dedicamated...

legion wrote:Thought this subject needed its own thread

the sailboat, which does not have steering or communication abilities, towards Mexico, the 129th Rescue Wing said in a statement.


And takes water when the engine is on... ISN'T that the definition of not being sea-worthy ? A boat that don't steer, move on its own power or even really float is usually called floating debris ? No ?


In other news several thousand children die from preventable diseases because of lack of adequate medical resources.


Yes but are they... Like... You know...

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Darkies... ?

Because little aryans are the most precious thing on earth... And stuff... Meanwhile, the... 'others' are usually born with an hereditary criminal gene...

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Re: The Darwin Awards

Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:51 pm

Arizona gun range instructor accidentally shot dead showing girl, 9, how to fire Uzi: police
Charles Vacca, 39, was shot in the head after the weapon recoiled during a tutorial Monday morning at the Arizona
Last Stop gun range in White Hills, near the Nevada border. Apparent video of the shooting, filmed by the girl's parents,
shows her learning how to handle to weapon before the accident.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1917858
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Re: The Darwin Awards

Postby Russell » Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:30 pm

Guns don't kill people, little girls do.

Unfortunately, he does not qualify for the Darwin award, because he already has kids.
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Postby Wage Slave » Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:40 pm

The real tragedy was that there wasn't a good gal with a gun to take out the bad gal with a gun.
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Re: The Darwin Awards

Postby legion » Thu Aug 28, 2014 11:21 pm

Give a 9 year old a gun, what could go wrong?
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Postby Wage Slave » Thu Aug 28, 2014 11:38 pm

Actually, give a 9 year old a military grade gun and switch it to full automatic. What could possibly go wrong?
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Re: The Darwin Awards

Postby Russell » Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:03 am

Seems the age limit at that particular shooting range was 5, but no automatics for those kids.

They have to do with single shot 0.22 rifles.

And they call that "youth safety classes".

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:41 am

Russell wrote:Seems the age limit at that particular shooting range was 5, but no automatics for those kids.

They have to do with single shot 0.22 rifles.

And they call that "youth safety classes".

LOL.


Yeah, you have to eight to handle fully automatic weapons.

My brother lives in AZ and he said there's a firing range near him where you can practice with all kinds of crazy stuff like mortars. I don't think they let you blow up live cows with RPG's like in Cambodia though.
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Re: The Darwin Awards

Postby IparryU » Sat Aug 30, 2014 10:30 pm

If you are going to teach a kid how to use a gun... Try not starting off with an uzi... A glock 9mm perhaps?
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Re: The Darwin Awards

Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Jul 21, 2015 4:56 pm

Two youths on motorbike going wrong way on expressway killed in collision
Two youths riding a motorbike the wrong way along the Chugoku Expressway were killed when their bike collided with a car.

According to police, the accident occurred at around 10:30 p.m. Sunday near Shiso in Hyogo Prefecture. The 400cc bike burst into flames upon impact, Fuji TV reported.

The two boys, aged 17 and 16, were from Toyooka. They were taken to hospital where they were pronounced dead. The driver of the car they collided with was uninjured, police said.

Just before the accident, police said they received a call from a motorist reporting that a motorbike was going the wrong way along the expressway.

After the accident, the expressway was closed for about four hours.

http://www.japantoday.com/category/nati ... -collision
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Re: The Darwin Awards

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:00 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Two youths on motorbike going wrong way on expressway killed in collision
Two youths riding a motorbike the wrong way along the Chugoku Expressway were killed when their bike collided with a car.

According to police, the accident occurred at around 10:30 p.m. Sunday near Shiso in Hyogo Prefecture. The 400cc bike burst into flames upon impact, Fuji TV reported.

The two boys, aged 17 and 16, were from Toyooka. They were taken to hospital where they were pronounced dead. The driver of the car they collided with was uninjured, police said.

Just before the accident, police said they received a call from a motorist reporting that a motorbike was going the wrong way along the expressway.

After the accident, the expressway was closed for about four hours.

http://www.japantoday.com/category/nati ... -collision


So what percentage of fault will they assign the driver?
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Re: The Darwin Awards

Postby matsuki » Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:33 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Mike Oxlong wrote:Two youths on motorbike going wrong way on expressway killed in collision
Two youths riding a motorbike the wrong way along the Chugoku Expressway were killed when their bike collided with a car.

According to police, the accident occurred at around 10:30 p.m. Sunday near Shiso in Hyogo Prefecture. The 400cc bike burst into flames upon impact, Fuji TV reported.

The two boys, aged 17 and 16, were from Toyooka. They were taken to hospital where they were pronounced dead. The driver of the car they collided with was uninjured, police said.

Just before the accident, police said they received a call from a motorist reporting that a motorbike was going the wrong way along the expressway.

After the accident, the expressway was closed for about four hours.

http://www.japantoday.com/category/nati ... -collision


So what percentage of fault will they assign the driver?


THIS...cause by Japanese law, it's totally the drivers fault that he didn't have the required UFO engineered stopping power to come to a complete stop on an expressway.
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Re: The Darwin Awards

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:12 pm

I actually know someone who was in an accident involving her car and a junior high school kid on a bicycle who was ultimately assigned zero fault. Probably because the kid wasn't seriously hurt. My friend was stopped in the street and a dumb school girl wasn't watching where she was going because she was chatting with her friends who were riding beside her while riding down the middle of the street in the wrong direction. The kid slammed right into my friend's car and took a fall. The parents tried to blame my friend and get money out of her but the cops basically told them to fuck off and accept an apology.
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Re: The Darwin Awards

Postby matsuki » Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:35 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I actually know someone who was in an accident involving her car and a junior high school kid on a bicycle who was ultimately assigned zero fault. Probably because the kid wasn't seriously hurt. My friend was stopped in the street and a dumb school girl wasn't watching where she was going because she was chatting with her friends who were riding beside her while riding down the middle of the street in the wrong direction. The kid slammed right into my friend's car and took a fall. The parents tried to blame my friend and get money out of her but the cops basically told them to fuck off and accept an apology.


If your friend was stopped, they can't assign her fault unless she was stopped someplace illegal. If her car was damaged, that's all on the dumb school girl....or rather her sekinin parents.

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(not so surprising but there is also a bunch of youtube-tards who post videos of schoolgirl panty shots from these accidents or just from stalking them with their drive recorders)
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Postby Russell » Wed Jul 22, 2015 6:08 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I actually know someone who was in an accident involving her car and a junior high school kid on a bicycle who was ultimately assigned zero fault. Probably because the kid wasn't seriously hurt. My friend was stopped in the street and a dumb school girl wasn't watching where she was going because she was chatting with her friends who were riding beside her while riding down the middle of the street in the wrong direction. The kid slammed right into my friend's car and took a fall. The parents tried to blame my friend and get money out of her but the cops basically told them to fuck off and accept an apology.

As matsuki says, if her car's speed was 0, she has 0 responsibility, in principle.

So, when some bicycles with unstable riders approach my car, I always come to a complete stop beforehand.
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Re: The Darwin Awards

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jul 22, 2015 6:33 pm

Good to know!
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Re: The Darwin Awards

Postby Salty » Wed Jul 22, 2015 7:50 pm

I haven`t done so, but I have been tempted to pull close to a guard rail and stop in front of bicycle riders going the wrong way in a street, instead of giving them the right of way. ... so that they need to go around me, or alternatively use the bike/pedestrian lane.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jul 22, 2015 7:59 pm

Salty wrote:I haven`t done so, but I have been tempted to pull close to a guard rail and stop in front of bicycle riders going the wrong way in a street, instead of giving them the right of way. ... so that they need to go around me, or alternatively use the bike/pedestrian lane.


They aren't necessarily going the wrong way. A lot of the streets in my neighborhood say "one way except bicycles" and the "except bicycles" part is smaller and easy to miss.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Jul 22, 2015 7:59 pm

Salty wrote:I haven`t done so, but I have been tempted to pull close to a guard rail and stop in front of bicycle riders going the wrong way in a street, instead of giving them the right of way. ... so that they need to go around me, or alternatively use the bike/pedestrian lane.

We've all had those thoughts, but a bit like pissing in the wind, innit.
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Postby Salty » Wed Jul 22, 2015 8:10 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Salty wrote:I haven`t done so, but I have been tempted to pull close to a guard rail and stop in front of bicycle riders going the wrong way in a street, instead of giving them the right of way. ... so that they need to go around me, or alternatively use the bike/pedestrian lane.


They aren't necessarily going the wrong way. A lot of the streets in my neighborhood say "one way except bicycles" and the "except bicycles" part is smaller and easy to miss.


But on a two lane road, with center line...
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Postby Salty » Wed Jul 22, 2015 8:11 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:
Salty wrote:I haven`t done so, but I have been tempted to pull close to a guard rail and stop in front of bicycle riders going the wrong way in a street, instead of giving them the right of way. ... so that they need to go around me, or alternatively use the bike/pedestrian lane.

We've all had those thoughts, but a bit like pissing in the wind, innit.


Probably why I haven`t done it...
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Re: The Darwin Awards

Postby matsuki » Wed Jul 22, 2015 8:35 pm

Next asshole that is walking in the road is going to get cut off by me while I just hold the kurakkusyonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn with one hand while giving the finger with another.
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