BaUMSTEIN BLOWS IT

[Russell]

What if you have to take a dump?

I hate to tell you this, but whether you use the direct method, or through the intermediate step of using a bucket, the end result is the same.

Except that in the latter case you're left with a dirty bucket...

[Salty]

Her bathroom on board will be a bucket.

I hate when "We Americans" refer to restrooms as "the bathroom" but I've never heard anyone call a toilet a "bathroom."

Part of me hopes that she is referring to how she will shower, but that part of me is also not very confident.

I suppose saying that she will use a bucket as her head would only trip the landlubbers up even more.

I wouldn't be surprised if it doubled as both....

Anyone else find it funny that her boat probably cost more money than a home here and yet it has no pooper seat? Even the jiji/baba types from the local home center would be better than her trying to balance over a bucket.

***I always hate having to pee while boat fishing on lakes...even if they can't see your bidness, it's just weird having someone stranger on another boat make eye contact or stare at you while you stand up and whip out the pee bucket

On small fishing boats which have been turned into dive boats - everyone just jumps overboard all at once and pees away, then back into the boat and on your way....

What if you have to take a dump?

Same deal - you just need to pull your wetsuit off - down to your ankles, and of course ask everyone to please look the other way if you are concerned as you float aft of the boat and teathered with a line.

[matsuki]

Trolling for poop sharks?