Ok, which one of you tossers was is in Nagoya?

[Taro Toporific]

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Aichi man arrested for shoplifing, throwing own feces at security to escape
newsonjapan.com
On the afternoon of 3 September, a 59-year-old man walked into a shopping mall in Higashi Ward, Nagoya. He then grabbed two packs of roast pork from a supermarket and concealed them as he began to leave the premises without paying. A security guard had noticed the act of petty shoplifting, however, and a chase quickly ensued.
The perpetrator was no match for the younger and more agile guard, who managed to catch the man before escaping out the parking garage. However, just as the security guard grabbed the man's shoulder to turn him around, he was struck by an unexpected counter-attack of the most smelly kind.
According to police, the suspect stands accused of shoplifting and throwing his own excrement at the security guard in an effort to get away.
m0aR!~

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[matsuki]

Haaaaaadoooken! Haaaaadooookie!

[Russell]

At least the security guard can claim that the perpetrator shit his pants due to the guard's actions...

[matsuki]

59yo shoplifter...life is good for grandpa?

[Coligny]

59yo shoplifter...life is good for grandpa?

Where is Grumpy gramps btw...

[Grumpy Gramps]

...Usually only carrying dog poo, not my own. Rookie mistake not to take a dump before going shoplifting. Much to learn this young padawan still has.

[Isle of View]

A "tosser" indeed.

[LUBA]

Is this Japan or Monkeyland?

Tokyo Metropolitan Police arrested a 24-year-old male company employee for smearing his own excrement on a girl in Mitaka City, reports TV Asahi (Dec. 27).

On December 5 at 9:45 p.m., Kenta Nagahama used a bicycle to come up from behind the girl, aged in her late teens, at an intersection and rub feces into her mouth with both of his hands.

Nagahama, who has been charged with assault, admits to the allegations, telling police that the excrement was indeed his own.

Approximately 40 minutes after the incident, the suspect came up from behind another girl and embraced her. This case took place on a road about 1.4 kilometers away from the first attack.

Nagahama emerged as a person of interest for the police after the examination of security camera footage taken near the first crime scene.

http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2015/12/28/tokyo-cops-man-smeared-own-feces-on-teen-girl/

[Takechanpoo]

looks like that guy 長浜健太 studied at st. petersburg univ and was an employee of Kaspersky
https://www.facebook.com/kenta.nagahama.1

its not rare here in japan that sexually frustrated guys throw their own body fluid(spit, pee) on random women.
but throwing poo is the first time ive ever seen.

[LUBA]

its not rare here in japan that sexually frustrated guys throw their own body fluid(spit, pee) on random women.

If that information is common sense, one should not get surprised by the feces.

[Coligny]

its not rare here in japan that sexually frustrated guys throw their own body fluid(spit, pee) on random women.

If that information is common sense, one should not get surprised by the feces.

any TV talk show is barely one step away from a zoo brawl...

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[matsuki]

its not rare here in japan that sexually frustrated guys throw their own body fluid(spit, pee) on random women.

If that information is common sense, one should not get surprised by the feces.

I seem to remember Japanese "sharking" and (insert whatever the term is for spooging on random girls) videos being popular awhile back...