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[Samurai_Jerk]

In those cases, I've always been too pissed to count properly.

Nothing worse than being sober on the shuden.

[Taro Toporific]

Let's Christmanukkah!!

"NHK TV today aired scene with Japanese around the Xmas tree decorated with a Star of David."

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via Steve Herman‏@W7VOA (Voice Of America) December 13, 2014

[Coligny]

you mean that japs are idiots that follow trends and fashiun without understanding jack shit aboot it ?

color me surprised...

[yanpa]

Indeed, I've always thought it makes much more sense to celebrate the birth of a Jewish person born in a Mediterranean climate by bringing a small dead coniferous tree into one's home and decorate it with random gaudy baubles in a style popular in mid-19th century Germany.

[matsuki]

Indeed, I've always thought it makes much more sense to celebrate the birth of a Jewish person born in a Mediterranean climate by bringing a small dead coniferous tree into one's home and decorate it with random gaudy baubles in a style popular in mid-19th century Germany.

Ionno...seems legit according to the Encyclopædia Britannica:

"The use of evergreen trees, wreaths, and garlands to symbolize eternal life was a custom of the ancient Egyptians, Chinese, and Hebrews. Tree worship was common among the pagan Europeans and survived their conversion to Christianity in the Scandinavian customs of decorating the house and barn with evergreens at the New Year to scare away the devil and of setting up a tree for the birds during Christmastime."

[Coligny]

Indeed, I've always thought it makes much more sense...

No, just mean we are surrounded...

But nothing that can't be fixed by a little apocalypse.

Now with the likes of Chokonen getting uppity against bodily fluids, a global ebola pandemic seems even moar difficult to achieve... Back playing "Plague Inc" to cheer up I guess...

Starting with Mexico works incredibly well... all those gardeners crossing the border to contaminate southern US... after that everything else is deaaad easy...

[matsuki]

[Coligny]

she use teeth...

[Mike Oxlong]

Been noticing a lot of Santas wearing white gloves à la taxi drivers...don't remember that from Bad Santa.

[Coligny]

Never seen santa without glove...

Or was it proctologists ?...

Can't remember well... Too cold, brain frozeded...

[Mike Oxlong]

Never seen santa without glove...

Or was it proctologists ?...

Can't remember well... Too cold, brain frozeded...

Where I'm from Santa usually went with boot matching black gloves, though occasionally you'd see red mittens.

[Russell]

Two invisible men having a hell of a time.

But what's with the 1970's background?!?

Looks like it's in the nuclear survival suite of the then US president...

[Coligny]

Might be inside the Tardis from a really weird Dr Who episode...

[Yokohammer]

Weirder and weirder ...

Japanese restaurant bans couples on Christmas Eve to stop single customers feeling lonely

A restaurant in Tokyo has said it will refuse to serve couples on Christmas Eve because their happiness would remind single patrons of their loneliness.

The owner of PiaPia, a pasta restaurant in the Hachioji suburb of west Tokyo, has placed a handwritten sign in the window of the restaurant that reads: "We will be refusing entry to all couples on Dec 24, with no exceptions!"

The sign features an outline of a male figure in blue and a female figure in red and a heart with a large red cross through the image. The message states that, as well as upsetting single patrons, romantic couples on Christmas Eve "would cause severe emotional trauma to members of our staff".

[matsuki]

As bizarre as that is, with more and more families jumping on the Santa bandwagon, I wonder if the "christmas is for couples" idea will fade?

[Samurai_Jerk]

Weirder and weirder ...

Japanese restaurant bans couples on Christmas Eve to stop single customers feeling lonely

A restaurant in Tokyo has said it will refuse to serve couples on Christmas Eve because their happiness would remind single patrons of their loneliness.

The owner of PiaPia, a pasta restaurant in the Hachioji suburb of west Tokyo, has placed a handwritten sign in the window of the restaurant that reads: "We will be refusing entry to all couples on Dec 24, with no exceptions!"

The sign features an outline of a male figure in blue and a female figure in red and a heart with a large red cross through the image. The message states that, as well as upsetting single patrons, romantic couples on Christmas Eve "would cause severe emotional trauma to members of our staff".

What the Fuuuuuuuck?

Who wants to bet the tencho is the lonely loser responsible for this rule? I love the assumption that single people feel lonely when they see couples. I wonder if that means any pair of opposite sex customers will be banned.

[matsuki]

What the Fuuuuuuuck?

Who wants to bet the tencho is the lonely loser responsible for this rule? I love the assumption that single people feel lonely when they see couples. I wonder if that means any pair of opposite sex customers will be banned.

That...or it's a ploy to snatch up all the insecure, lonely, customers?

[IparryU]

Weirder and weirder ...

Japanese restaurant bans couples on Christmas Eve to stop single customers feeling lonely

A restaurant in Tokyo has said it will refuse to serve couples on Christmas Eve because their happiness would remind single patrons of their loneliness.

The owner of PiaPia, a pasta restaurant in the Hachioji suburb of west Tokyo, has placed a handwritten sign in the window of the restaurant that reads: "We will be refusing entry to all couples on Dec 24, with no exceptions!"

The sign features an outline of a male figure in blue and a female figure in red and a heart with a large red cross through the image. The message states that, as well as upsetting single patrons, romantic couples on Christmas Eve "would cause severe emotional trauma to members of our staff".

What the Fuuuuuuuck?

Who wants to bet the tencho is the lonely loser responsible for this rule? I love the assumption that single people feel lonely when they see couples. I wonder if that means any pair of opposite sex customers will be banned.

What about fags and lesbos?

[Taro Toporific]

santa-snake.jpg

Nothing says Christmas like having
your photo taken with Santa and a snake.
(@Mulboyne) December 16, 2014

[Samurai_Jerk]

How much do Japanese girls expect their boyfriends to spend on Christmas presents?

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[Coligny]

Wait the question is not really precise, who much spend on present for her or for me ?

[Russell]

How much do Japanese wives expect their husbands to spend on Christmas presents?

[Mike Oxlong]

How much do Japanese wives expect their husbands to spend on Christmas presents?

I believe the correct answer is hand over your pay cheque every month and STFU.

[matsuki]

How much do Japanese wives expect their husbands to spend on Christmas presents?

.....for their girlfriends?

[Taro Toporific]

"Comfort Santa"

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Does "Comfort Santa" = "Comfort Women" ? .. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡~)



Also
Check out Santa's beard...

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[Coligny]

Ah prefer mah santa shaved...

[matsuki]

Ah prefer mah santa shaved...

I do too but ever once in awhile, you can break out the flame thrower and scissors for a little slash and burn

[Takechanpoo]

FOR those who don't celebrate Christmas, be it for religious, personal or ideological reasons, and are looking to escape the frenzy of the holiday madness, consider countries like Japan, Thailand and Turkey.
.......

Topping the list is Japan, where Christmas is not a public holiday, and locals go about their business as usual on December 25. Though Tokyo may have its share of robot Santas, Kyoto and Nara – centers of traditional Japanese culture – remain for the most part Rudolph and Frosty-free, while Hokkaido offers snow bunnies some of the best powder in the world.

Here is Skyscanner's list of top 10 places for avoiding Christmas this year:

1. Japan
2. Saudi Arabia
3. Algeria
4. Iran
5. Thailand
6. Nepal
7. Turkey
8. North Korea
9. China
10. Bahamas
http://www.thesundaily.my/news/1271689

even in xmas, it seems japan is the best country for no-life loser gaijins.....

[Coligny]

FOR those who don't celebrate Christmas, be it for religious, personal or ideological reasons, and are looking to escape the frenzy of the holiday madness, consider countries like Japan, Thailand and Turkey.
.......

Topping the list is Japan, where Christmas is not a public holiday, and locals go about their business as usual on December 25. Though Tokyo may have its share of robot Santas, Kyoto and Nara – centers of traditional Japanese culture – remain for the most part Rudolph and Frosty-free, while Hokkaido offers snow bunnies some of the best powder in the world.

Here is Skyscanner's list of top 10 places for avoiding Christmas this year:

1. Japan
2. Saudi Arabia
3. Algeria
4. Iran
5. Thailand
6. Nepal
7. Turkey
8. North Korea
9. China
10. Bahamas
http://www.thesundaily.my/news/1271689

even in xmas, it seems japan is the best country for no-life loser gaijins.....

They can cuddle with no life loser fags japs... Hope you though to get that anal bleaching in time Takeshit...

More a 'newbie discover -an alternate- japan' post... Not a single fucking shop around without christmas song... Cheezeburger runs turn into a medieval torture...

[matsuki]

FOR those who don't celebrate Christmas, be it for religious, personal or ideological reasons, and are looking to escape the frenzy of the holiday madness, consider countries like Japan, Thailand and Turkey.
.......

Topping the list is Japan, where Christmas is not a public holiday, and locals go about their business as usual on December 25. Though Tokyo may have its share of robot Santas, Kyoto and Nara – centers of traditional Japanese culture – remain for the most part Rudolph and Frosty-free, while Hokkaido offers snow bunnies some of the best powder in the world.

Here is Skyscanner's list of top 10 places for avoiding Christmas this year:

1. Japan
2. Saudi Arabia
3. Algeria
4. Iran
5. Thailand
6. Nepal
7. Turkey
8. North Korea
9. China
10. Bahamas
http://www.thesundaily.my/news/1271689

even in xmas, it seems japan is the best country for no-life loser gaijins.....

That list is hilarious....

I know about 40% (and growing fast) of the J-people I know are doing the whole santa thing with their kids (or their parents did it for them) so while I'm sure the loveless, losers like Take are grumbling at home on the 24th, he's fast becoming a minority.