Japanese Can't Handle Being Fucked In Paris

[Samurai_Jerk]

My dad's pretty well off but I've got 4 siblings and a step mother that will almost certainly outlive me so I'm not expecting shit. My retirement plans is to die before retirement age. Given my lifestyle it's very achievable.

[Coligny]

He sounds like the quintessential kulak. You know the routine, nigga: from each according to his ability, to each according to his need, so at least one of those houses needs to go to someone who doesn't have one. It's the way - the shining path! - toward a fair and equitable society.

Nope, just a defrocked communist... but i wouldun't want to interrupt your daydreaming...

[Catoneinutica]

Nope, just a defrocked communist... but i wouldun't want to interrupt your daydreaming...

What part don't you understand? If he has two houses while others have none, in a socialist state he's a kulak. Ipso facto. Any sincere communist/socialist would argue that he should give one of them up for the social good. Maybe both of them, because he's had two for so long.

[IparryU]

My dad's pretty well off but I've got 4 siblings and a step mother that will almost certainly outlive me so I'm not expecting shit. My retirement plans is to die before retirement age. Given my lifestyle it's very achievable.

so step mum is younger than you or do you eat McyD's all day and booze all night?

[American Oyaji]

i love hearing people talk about inheritances

cant say i dont think about my own... maybe partly why im so antagonistic towards christianity and the beach house my family didnt have as a result - 10% a year times fucking forever

What does Christianity have to do with your inheritance?

[IparryU]

What does Christianity have to do with your inheritance?

the beach house was in Florida?

[tone]

haha

maybe on one hand them being christian helped it because my parents were frugal and didnt dabble in the sensory worlds, but 10% tithe a year for my whole life could have put up a decent roof in a nice weekend spot.

instead i got to be force fed bronze age science fiction by the sheep of the world (maybe thats harsh, but seriously, not a lot of practical street smart wisdom in sunday school)

i dunno... for one, i find the required "believing" in unprovable ancient miracles a shitty requirement and obviouslyt man-made, and 2, its embarassing to have folks that are basically multilevel amway salesmen or scientologists as far as im concerned. theyre actually really good people, but just that part of it, total head scratcher for me

dont want to hijack this too much though. i love the theme of this japanese people ending up not liking the place that they thought would be their own cute little jiyugaoka

[tone]

duplicate post went up... sheeeit

[Samurai_Jerk]

so step mum is younger than you or do you eat McyD's all day and booze all night?

She's a good deal older than me but she's healthy and Jewish so she'll live forever. I, on the other hand, and an obese alcoholic.

[Coligny]

What part don't you understand? If he has two houses while others have none, in a socialist state he's a kulak. Ipso facto. Any sincere communist/socialist would argue that he should give one of them up for the social good. Maybe both of them, because he's had two for so long.

You really should stop getting shitfaced on pipe cleaner. To avoid going cold turkey I recommend stepping down a bit with regular anti freeze at first. Then we can proceed with rubbing alcohol and v.a.g. G12 coolant. After that you can enter a normal rehab clinic...

[Christoff]

Often when various Japanese women hear I'm from Manhattan, they ask me, "Is New York City like 'Sex in the City'?"

I immediately know they are F'd.

That people would believe the fantasy of TV is astounding.

New York City is well-known as one of the toughest cities to live in. You're barely scraping by making 6 figures.

The women in that TV show live as if they are making well above 6 figures, which maybe only the lawyer lady could really earn.

Television: turn it OFF already!

You can live just fine on 6 figures. Granted, there are some quality of life issues, I have to use hookers rather than call girls and have to limit myself to an ounce of coke per month.

[Catoneinutica]

You really should stop getting shitfaced on pipe cleaner. To avoid going cold turkey I recommend stepping down a bit with regular anti freeze at first. Then we can proceed with rubbing alcohol and v.a.g. G12 coolant. After that you can enter a normal rehab clinic...

I recommend for you one 'o them newfangled SSRIs or even newerfangled SNRIs. You might have to resort to drooling-inducing dosages, but it'd be worth it! Have the doc write scripts for multiple family members - even though all those delightful meds are going to you - so that it's covered by insurance. And tell your mom to quit texting me.

[IparryU]

I recommend for you one 'o them newfangled SSRIs or even newerfangled SNRIs. You might have to resort to drooling-inducing dosages, but it'd be worth it! Have the doc write scripts for multiple family members - even though all those delightful meds are going to you - so that it's covered by insurance. And tell your mom to quit texting me.

even hit you wid yo' mamma ...

dem fightin wurdz

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I recommend for you one 'o them newfangled SSRIs or even newerfangled SNRIs. You might have to resort to drooling-inducing dosages, but it'd be worth it! Have the doc write scripts for multiple family members - even though all those delightful meds are going to you - so that it's covered by insurance. And tell your mom to quit texting me.

I wouldn't wish SSRIs on anybody...

[Coligny]

I recommend for you one 'o them newfangled SSRIs or even newerfangled SNRIs. You might have to resort to drooling-inducing dosages, but it'd be worth it! Have the doc write scripts for multiple family members - even though all those delightful meds are going to you - so that it's covered by insurance. And tell your mom to quit texting me.

D00d, you solve your crackwhore problems by yourself, no need to play the internet toughie if it's to piss yourself from mornin after guilt at the first white trash who blows you.

[matsuki]

Talk of hookers, call girls, blow and....I love FG

[Catoneinutica]

D00d, you solve your crackwhore problems by yourself, no need to play the internet toughie if it's to piss yourself from mornin after guilt at the first white trash who blows you.

Ugh. Like many far better men (and at least one fantastical woman!) before me, I needs myself a C-man break...

[IparryU]

Talk of hookers, call girls, blow and goats.I love FG

you spelt goat like ....

I even gots better spelling than that.

[matsuki]

you spelt goat like ....

I even gots better spelling than that.

How about tl'ízí