I used this software for a blind date recently. We were to meet behind a curtain, but before I could introduce myself properly, I was butt-invaded by a giant gerbil and impacted like a jackhammer halfway into the stratosphere! I didn't even have the software set to "inter-species" mode! After that, I was painfully boinked repeatedly by a non-consentual rabid ape and now I have ape AIDS!
Damn, this guy gets 5 stars for creativity.