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Love Jet Yummy Nutri Brain Flying Shoes

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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed May 12, 2004 6:16 pm

The rest-of-the-story is that what Dr. NakaMats really sells are "inventors self-help" and "brain power" programs. :wink:
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Disc Doctor NakaMats Shakes Up Corporate Japan
-- "I'm going to live to be 144 years old."
Japan Inc. / May 2004 issue
...."World's No. 1 Inventor," proclaims a sign glued to a battered wooden door.... Dr. NakaMats's domain until the inventor is ready.
This is the lair of a man regarded by some as the greatest scientist on earth. He holds the record for the largest number of personally held patents, which at more than 3,000 eclipses the famous holder of the No. 2 spot, Thomas Edison....
...As a small child he came up with the design for a plastic hand pump that is still sold across the world. While still a student, he began research that led to his invention of the 3.5-inch computer floppy disc ....
....Dr. NakaMats's Brain Drink, for example, is his patented health formula that promises anyone with a teapot the twin benefits of weight loss and "Yummy Nutri Brain."...
....a tiny bottle of Love Jet, ...spray promises the same general effects as Viagra, but boasting the considerable advantages of working instantaneously and being topically applied. For doubters of its astonishing powers, Dr. NakaMats provides a baffling "formula of sexual sensitivity."
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Flying Shoes and Love Jets for all!

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu May 13, 2004 10:15 am

Rob Pongi wrote:Dr. Nakamatsu RULES!!! He should the Prime Minister of Japan! :idea:


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Over the years, Dr. NakaMats has run for every office in Japan (to increase sales of "Brain Powers(tm)" kits).

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His Blinking-Strobe Eyes in his 10x20 meter portrait billboard facing the Shuto Expressway near Ark Hills always brings a smile to my face. :P
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:19 am

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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:46 am

:D :lol: :lol:
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:35 pm

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Odd candidates spruce up Japan elections
Associated Press Writer Sun Jul 29, 1:53 AM ET
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There's Peru's former authoritarian leader, Albert Fujimori; and Yuko Tojo, whose grandfather ordered Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor; and the inventor who calls himself Dr. Nakamats and claims he knows how to turn North Korean missiles around in midair...
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Postby Captain Japan » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:20 pm

I attended a Dr. Nakamats press conference last night. He showcased a new piece of ladies clothing (4,000 yen). "Women will feel good strolling through Ginza," he said.

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Bummer I didn't have a better camera.
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