"I offer unusual skillset"

[jingai]

Just saw this in the Mainichi classifields. I could use a little "hired muscle" myself.
http://mainichijapan.com/classifieds/ID/2412.shtml

I Offer Unusual Skillset
Anyone of rank and ability to negotiate employment of mutual benefit with "Yamaguchi Gumi" please reply. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME if you are false. I offer loyalty and ability.

Maybe join the Jingai-gumi? I wonder if the Yamaguchi Gumi checks the English language classifieds. Maybe they need an English teacher?

[Steve Bildermann]

I could use a little "hired muscle" myself.

May I be of assistance

When it comes to hired muscle and unusual skillsets, I'm your man!

[FG Lurker]

Just saw this in the Mainichi classifields. I could use a little "hired muscle" myself.
http://mainichijapan.com/classifieds/ID/2412.shtml

I Offer Unusual Skillset
Anyone of rank and ability to negotiate employment of mutual benefit with "Yamaguchi Gumi" please reply. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME if you are false. I offer loyalty and ability.

Maybe join the Jingai-gumi? I wonder if the Yamaguchi Gumi checks the English language classifieds. Maybe they need an English teacher?

I saw that earlier today too! Very odd ad. Surprised it got posted actually, I thought the MDN checked the ads for content before they went up.

It sounds almost like one of those Nigerian 419 scam emails actually. Maybe we'll be seeing Yamaguchi Gumi 419 scams soon??