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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:39 am

Coligny wrote:Calm down dood, don't got all scientific shit and stuff on our @sses... serious talkz are only for the nukular disaster thread...

Nah, that's the thread for people to panic in. (Which is also why I don't read it much anymore.)
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Postby cstaylor » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:51 am

FG Lurker wrote:Nah, that's the thread for people to panic in. (Which is also why I don't read it much anymore.)

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Postby McTojo » Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:37 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Well, look at it this way.

You either:
1. Got laid - which is proof positive she was hitting on you.
2. Got fired - (which is more likely in your case)
3. Got arrested - (which is even more likely in your case)

So, 2 out of 3 are YOUR options.
I'd forget about number 1 and just go home for a wank if I were you.

(And by home, I mean your home country of residence, because you're too dumb to remain in the land of the rising sun.)


I think it's absurd that anybody on this forum would even dare f&k their students. That you pervs would use your students as a dating pool and to take advantage of them using your position is the truest definition of a looser. I can easily meet attractive women at bus stops and subways. I mean, sure I get shot down too, but I keep trying and it pays off every time. Unbelievable we're even having this discussion. Gotta get on the bus again.
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Postby Greji » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:53 pm

McTojo wrote:I can easily meet attractive women at bus stops and subways.

How much ya paying? I heard the going rate has got real cheap these days....
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:06 am

McTojo wrote:I think it's absurd that anybody on this forum would even dare f&k their students.


Would it make you feel better if I told you she was older than I was?
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Postby ChargerCarl » Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:21 am

McTojo wrote:I think it's absurd that anybody on this forum would even dare f&k their students.


why?
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Postby cstaylor » Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:59 am

McTojo wrote:That you pervs would use your students as a dating pool and to take advantage of them using your position is the truest definition of a looser.
Says the man who self-produces videos of lonely jukujo... :flame:
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Postby McTojo » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:45 pm

The risk just simply isn't worth it. Why create a situation that has the potential to make a problem. Sure, female students are attractive, but why not just go out and get your own fish...?
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Postby Greji » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:02 pm

McTojo wrote:The risk just simply isn't worth it.

What risk? If you do your job right, ain't nobody gonna complain....

I mean youse got to get off that "Hello, I'm your new teacher. Give me a blowjob" approach. That seems to be where your trouble comes from.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Jun 10, 2011 5:48 pm

McTojo wrote:I can easily meet attractive women at...subways.


Allow me to hazard a guess and ask whether this is the only place in your life an attractive woman has ever asked you how you'd like her to handle your six-incher? Then again, if you're a brother, perhaps I should have said a "footlong."
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:24 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Allow me to hazard a guess and ask whether this is the only place in your life an attractive woman has ever asked you how you'd like her to handle your six-incher? Then again, if you're a brother, perhaps I should have said a "footlong."


Naw man. He ain't no brother. He got his brother card pulled a long time ago.
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Postby Greji » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:32 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Allow me to hazard a guess and ask whether this is the only place in your life an attractive woman has ever asked you how you'd like her to handle your six-incher?

He was probably in 2 chome and the g-irl would have asked him how he would like to handle her 6 incher.....
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:53 pm

Greji wrote:He was probably in 2 chome and the g-irl would have asked him how he would like to handle her 6 incher.....
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Pretty sure the filling on that one would be turkey breast...
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Postby McTojo » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:37 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Naw man. He ain't no brother. He got his brother card pulled a long time ago.


Why? Because I love J-momma? U crazy! I have a universal card.:smoking:
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Postby james » Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:20 am

McTojo wrote:I have a universal card.:smoking:


"declined"
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:43 am

james wrote:"declined"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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