Here is my resume...
Bachelor's in English Literature
1 Year as an assistant to the branch manager of a (construction) ceramics trading company in Korea...
2 Years server for Taiwanese-owned sushi restaurant in the US
Fluency... Mandarin, Korean, and English
Very good at wasting time...
Veteran lotto player (5+ years experience)
Popular with married obasan (35+ years of age)....
I know my prospects don't look to good... but I must eat, and use the internet.
edit: Oh!! And I refuse to teach the ENGRISH!
