wagyl wrote:chokonen888 wrote:I still don't get how McDonald's gets turned to Maccas.
That one is easy. Gazza and Shazza and Dazza and Tommo got together and had a vote.
I hope you noticed that Gary the goat got called Gazza a few times.
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wagyl wrote:chokonen888 wrote:I still don't get how McDonald's gets turned to Maccas.
That one is easy. Gazza and Shazza and Dazza and Tommo got together and had a vote.
I hope you noticed that Gary the goat got called Gazza a few times.
chokonen888 wrote:.....and the chants of U-S-A are silenced. Messi better win this shit for Argentina!
yanpa wrote:is this thing still going on?
chokonen888 wrote:
Coligny wrote:Meanwhile, the French are going against the Germans, a move that will once more ends in tears...
Russell wrote:chokonen888 wrote:
Is that some guy working at Lawsons?!?
Americans 'must be kept away from football'
THE international community is working to stop America getting into football and beating everyone.
After the World Cup caused stirrings of enthusiasm for ‘soccer’, FIFA officials told the US that football hates God and that all the players have gay sex with each other.
A FIFA spokesman said: “America is a huge, rich and ethnically diverse county. If they decide to get serious about football the rest of us are fucked.
“Imagine, a mix of Latin American, European and African footballers all on the same well-funded team? Every other nation would be crushed like bugs.
“It’s in everybody’s interest to keep them thinking soccer is just for kids to take their MILFs to.
“So if an American asks you to explain the rules, say that the winning team gets to sodomise the losers and then burn their flag.
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Thai albino hedgehog 'Little' eat fruits and vegetables in front of a Belgium flag, thus predicting a Belgian win, given a choice between two bowls of goodies, each representing either Belgium or Argentina, during an attempt at predicting World Cup 2014 soccer results at the zoo in Chiang Mai, northern Thailand.
Russell wrote:Thai albino hedgehog 'Little' eat fruits and vegetables in front of a Belgium flag, thus predicting a Belgian win, given a choice between two bowls of goodies, each representing either Belgium or Argentina, during an attempt at predicting World Cup 2014 soccer results at the zoo in Chiang Mai, northern Thailand.
They should have asked an octopus...
Stop asking us about f*cking football results, say octopuses
OCTOPUSES have confirmed that they are not psychic and would prefer to be left alone.
The cephalopods reported being bothered by people demanding football prophecies, some of whom persisted even after being squirted with a defensive ink jet.
Aquarium-based octopus Tom Booker said: “To all those people who keep banging on my tank, I have no clue who is going to win your bipedal ball-based activity.
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yanpa wrote: They are on strike. Also, that's not a hedgehog.
Alberto Zaccheroni did the best he could in his four years at the Japan helm, leading the side to the Asian Cup title in 2011. But what the vast number of people fail to understand is that the coach is not the problem, it’s the players. They just collectively aren’t that good.
Yokohammer wrote:I know everyone has pretty much forgotten about Japan's team already, but here's an interesting opinion in the JT.
Time for fans, media to get real about Samurai BlueAlberto Zaccheroni did the best he could in his four years at the Japan helm, leading the side to the Asian Cup title in 2011. But what the vast number of people fail to understand is that the coach is not the problem, it’s the players. They just collectively aren’t that good.
Yokohammer wrote:I know everyone has pretty much forgotten about Japan's team already, but here's an interesting opinion in the JT.
Time for fans, media to get real about Samurai BlueAlberto Zaccheroni did the best he could in his four years at the Japan helm, leading the side to the Asian Cup title in 2011. But what the vast number of people fail to understand is that the coach is not the problem, it’s the players. They just collectively aren’t that good.
Samurai_Jerk wrote:I don't care about *soccer or pay much attention to the world cup but when I saw the headline this morning all I could day was .... GOT DAYUM!!!
*For the record I don't give a shit about football, hockey, baseball, or basketball either. The only sport that matters is MMA (and maybe boxing if it ever manages to get its act together).
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