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kurogane wrote:Ooooh...........you must pursue this. Seriously.
kurogane wrote:That's almost as scary as the weird white chick at the end. Why do English language media outlets hire so many non-native speakers? Is there a shortage of slightly wrinkly native speakers with plastic smiles and peroxide hair, or do Belgian chicks just know who to fuck to get the job?
Samurai_Jerk wrote:kurogane wrote:Ooooh...........you must pursue this. Seriously.
He'll have to get in line behind Tom Waits.
chokonen888 wrote:I dunno about you guys but I'm definitely "Big in Japan" every time I visit an onsen...
chokonen888 wrote:I dunno about you guys but I'm definitely "Big in Japan" every time I visit an onsen...
wagyl wrote:chokonen888 wrote:I dunno about you guys but I'm definitely "Big in Japan" every time I visit an onsen...
So you are saying that every time you enter an all male nude environment, little Choko gets aroused?
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
(and no, not that little Choko, that little Choko)
chokonen888 wrote:With how feminine many J-d00ds are, that wouldn't be saying much....
Twas a joke but since we're on the subject:
Trojan regular condoms are 53-54mm in diameter....JDM XL "Mega Big Boy" condoms are a massive(painfully restrictive) 46mm diameter.
Samurai_Jerk wrote:chokonen888 wrote:With how feminine many J-d00ds are, that wouldn't be saying much....
Twas a joke but since we're on the subject:
Trojan regular condoms are 53-54mm in diameter....JDM XL "Mega Big Boy" condoms are a massive(painfully restrictive) 46mm diameter.
Blah, blah, blah. I've seen a guy stretch a condom over his whole head as a joke. Are you telling me your dick is bigger than a giant Irish noggin?
wagyl wrote:Samurai_Jerk wrote:kurogane wrote:Ooooh...........you must pursue this. Seriously.
He'll have to get in line behind Tom Waits.
Who is lined up behind Alphaville.
wagyl wrote:chokonen888 wrote:I dunno about you guys but I'm definitely "Big in Japan" every time I visit an onsen...
So you are saying that every time you enter an all male nude environment, little Choko gets aroused?
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
(and no, not that little Choko, that little Choko)
Mock Cockpit wrote:Samurai_Jerk wrote:chokonen888 wrote:With how feminine many J-d00ds are, that wouldn't be saying much....
Twas a joke but since we're on the subject:
Trojan regular condoms are 53-54mm in diameter....JDM XL "Mega Big Boy" condoms are a massive(painfully restrictive) 46mm diameter.
Blah, blah, blah. I've seen a guy stretch a condom over his whole head as a joke. Are you telling me your dick is bigger than a giant Irish noggin?
Gaijin Handbook rule #328-7. Japanese condoms are always too small for your thunder-cocked gaijin warrior.
Samurai_Jerk wrote:chokonen888 wrote:With how feminine many J-d00ds are, that wouldn't be saying much....
Twas a joke but since we're on the subject:
Trojan regular condoms are 53-54mm in diameter....JDM XL "Mega Big Boy" condoms are a massive(painfully restrictive) 46mm diameter.
Blah, blah, blah. I've seen a guy stretch a condom over his whole head as a joke. Are you telling me your dick is bigger than a giant Irish noggin?
chokonen888 wrote:
LOL, maybe they need to go with the ego preserving Japanese model. With some of the gear I sell, we either have to explain it's "American sizing" or actually change the sizing down 1-2 sizes. The first year we literally had all these really scrawny J-d00ds complaining "I am not an XS!! I am a medium!!"
Russell wrote:It's all relative.
Einstein already proved that...
Yokohammer wrote:Russell wrote:It's all relative.
Einstein already proved that...
But what if you have a quantum dick?
Russell wrote:Yokohammer wrote:Russell wrote:It's all relative.
Einstein already proved that...
But what if you have a quantum dick?
Einstein didn't believe in quantum dicks...
Yokohammer wrote:Russell wrote:Yokohammer wrote:Russell wrote:It's all relative.
Einstein already proved that...
But what if you have a quantum dick?
Einstein didn't believe in quantum dicks...
Or black holes ... which is where, I assume, a quantum dick would go.
Russell wrote:chokonen888 wrote:
LOL, maybe they need to go with the ego preserving Japanese model. With some of the gear I sell, we either have to explain it's "American sizing" or actually change the sizing down 1-2 sizes. The first year we literally had all these really scrawny J-d00ds complaining "I am not an XS!! I am a medium!!"
It's all relative.
Einstein already proved that...
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