Ayumi Morita keeps one eye on the ball

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Ayumi Morita keeps one eye on the ball

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:04 pm

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Japan's Ayumi Morita keeps her eye on the ball ...
Reuters--Tue Jan 20, 2:49 AM ET
Japan's Ayumi Morita keeps her eye on the ball during her match against Germany's Tatjana Malek at the Australian Open tennis tournament in Melbourne....

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Note that each photo of her playing shows her cute-n-cross-eyed...WTF?!
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Postby Behan » Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:32 pm

But Taro, would you kick her out of bed?
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:58 pm

Not if she always kept such close look on the balls.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:47 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:Not if she always kept such close look on the balls.


Can she handle two balls and a large racket without any catgut mesh in her face?
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:25 am

Iraira wrote:Can she handle two balls and a large racket without any catgut mesh in her face?
You'll have to ask AO.
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:12 am

Doctor Stop wrote:You'll have to ask AO.


Don't know. I'll see if I can fit her into my busy schedule for a tryout.
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Postby Greji » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:57 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Don't know. I'll see if I can fit her into my busy schedule for a tryout.


Call when you want me to send her over.....
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Postby alphabravocharlie » Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:15 am

She's so cockeyed she can sit on the front porch and watch the chickens in the back!
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:35 pm

Greji wrote:Call when you want me to send her over.....
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Ok, Send her round.

Make her wash up first though.
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Postby Greji » Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:21 am

American Oyaji wrote:Ok, Send her round.

Make her wash up first though.


Be as clean as a new born babe, if ya don't mind a few goat hairs....
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