I just clicked on a google ad for "rarejob.com" who are offering engrish lessons given by hot Filipinas attending 'elite' universities:
[INDENT]"One-on-one lessons for 129yen per 25 minute lesson at your home anytime during a day until midnight weekdays and weekends." [/INDENT]
Alternatively, they are offering unlimited engrish lessons for only 5,000yen/month .
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