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Man Marries Dog in India

Postby Greji » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:08 pm

An indian man has proven that Koreans aren't the only ones who love dogs. He and a beautiful young bitch said/barked their vows in a traditional Hindu ceremony in Southern India. They said I do and vowed to remain faithful to each other for ever, or death, which ever came first. Full story......
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Postby unkosando » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:50 pm

I wonder if they consummated their marriage doggy style.
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Postby succubusqueen » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:51 pm

I bet the song they danced at the wedding : was: Puppy love...by Paul Anka!!:cool:
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:47 pm

She looks like a real bitch.
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Postby Jack » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:18 am

Guys, any other fucked up stories? This is a Japan site. What's the Japan connection in this?
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Postby ttjereth » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:36 am

Jack wrote:Guys, any other fucked up stories? This is a Japan site. What's the Japan connection in this?


The dog was born here

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Postby Greji » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:21 pm

Jack wrote:Guys, any other fucked up stories? This is a Japan site. What's the Japan connection in this?


Shibaken wanchan and a guy from Canada? I know you only look at posts with pictures, but maybe you could get someone to read it to you.
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Postby unkosando » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:14 pm

Jack wrote:Guys, any other fucked up stories? This is a Japan site. What's the Japan connection in this?


Boo Hoo:cry: A story not related to Japan popped up on FG!!
Just go back to wanking off to Kumi Koda and ignore the thread.
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Postby hundefar » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:03 pm

Actually, that dog looks quite good. I guess the Americans would say "that dog isn't a dog at all"..hell, I'd hit it too!
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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:59 pm

ttjereth wrote:The dog was born here
She's got bad teeth.
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Postby succubusqueen » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:45 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:She's got bad teeth.

And fowl ojisan breath...
wait... are we still talking about the dog?
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Postby Jack » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:35 pm

unkosando wrote:Boo Hoo:cry: A story not related to Japan popped up on FG!!
Just go back to wanking off to Kumi Koda and ignore the thread.


How old are you buddy? I think you have to be 18 and over to participate in this forum.
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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:52 am

Jack wrote:How old are you buddy? I think you have to be 18 and over to participate in this forum.


You got on!
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Postby unkosando » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:02 pm

Jack wrote:How old are you buddy? I think you have to be 18 and over to participate in this forum.



You got me!! I am immature.:blush3:

Now can we keep talking about a guy humping a dog... that's funny!
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:56 pm

My question is: Why is this thread in fucked advice?
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
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Postby ttjereth » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:01 pm

American Oyaji wrote:My question is: Why is this thread in fucked advice?


Somebody's looking for pointers?

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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:41 pm

American Oyaji wrote:My question is: Why is this thread in fucked advice?


It's love advice. You gotta problem? Marry a dog. Besides that where else you gonna put it?
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Postby GomiGirl » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:38 am

[quote="ttjereth"]Somebody's looking for pointers?

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English Pointer?


It looked more like a Shiba than a Pointer in the original photo.

(Sorry - have had a few too many this Friday night so a bit silly.) :inlove:
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Postby ttjereth » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:24 am

GomiGirl wrote:English Pointer?


It looked more like a Shiba than a Pointer in the original photo.

(Sorry - have had a few too many this Friday night so a bit silly.) :inlove:


Ba dum dum pish!

If there was any thread for silly this would be it I think :D

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