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Ideas for nengajyo

Postby dimwit » Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:51 pm

I haven't really had the time to get anything ready for my New Years Cards and I am specifically looking for some good rat/mice images that I can use for my cards. Most of the images I have found are fairly dull. Does anyone have any fun ideas?

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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:50 pm

Searching for "rat" on these sites turns up lots of images:

http://www.istockphoto.com/
http://www.dreamstime.com/
http://www.jupiterimages.com/

These are "stock photography" or "stock image" sites, so the photos are not free but generally the costs are quite reasonable.
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Postby ttjereth » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:46 pm

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,287423,00.html

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Postby ttjereth » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:49 pm

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[color=DarkRed][size=84][size=75]But in [/SIZE]
[/color][/SIZE](SOME OTHER FUCKING PLACE WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT) the (NOUN) is also (ADJECTIVE), so you are being ([font=Times New Roman][size=84][color=DarkRed][size=75]RACIST/ANTI-JAPANESE/NAZI/BLAH BLAH BLAH) just because (BLAH BLAH BLAH) is (OPTIONAL PREPOSITION) (JAPAN/JAPANESE)"[/SIZE]
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Postby ttjereth » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:51 pm

Oh, and

RAT HAIKU and other assorted oddities
http://cj_whitehound.madasafish.com/Rats_Nest/Haiku_etc.htm

Phew, wish there was a bulk upload function here :p

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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:18 pm

i'm gonna do something with this
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Postby dimwit » Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:07 pm

Thanks for the ideas.
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