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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:38 pm

Suspense: Will Debito write next week's column on Square Watermelons or Squirting Toilets?
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The Gokki article will be posted tomorrow on the Japan Times, JUST BECAUSE column:
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Re: Slow news day for Debito

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:58 am

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For nikkei immigrants in Japan, it doesn't have to be a bug's life
Tuesday, Aug. 7, 2012 | By Debito Arudou
As Beto awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his futon into a gigantic cockroach.
"What's happened to me?" he thought. In his native land down south, he had been a person — if at times underprivileged due to his nikkei status. So, years ago, he "repatriated" to Japan, attracted by promises of better milk and honey. Yet now he felt even more marginalized by the locals here, who called themselves "people" yet treated him at times like he was an insect...more...
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Re: Slow news day for Debito

Postby yanpa » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:14 am

With apologies to Franz Kafka. Debito Arudou's latest publication is the Hokkaido Section of Fodor's Japan, on sale now.


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Re: Slow news day for Debito

Postby Takechanpoo » Tue Aug 18, 2015 1:38 pm

risk probability of cockroach in japan
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1: Tokyo
2: Osaka
3: Kanagawa
4: Chiba
5: Kyoto
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Re: Slow news day for Debito

Postby Russell » Tue Aug 18, 2015 6:32 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:risk probability of cockroach in japan
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1: Tokyo
2: Osaka
3: Kanagawa
4: Chiba
5: Kyoto
http://zasshi.news.yahoo.co.jp/article? ... 7-ovo-life

I am wondering a bit about this map.

Is the "risk" of cockroaches higher in cities just because there are more people there to observe said cockroaches?
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Re: Slow news day for Debito

Postby wagyl » Tue Aug 18, 2015 6:53 pm

More likely higher concentrations of cockroaches because of higher concentration of human food and food waste because of higher concentrations of humans. And warmer buildings from heat island effect.
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Re: Slow news day for Debito

Postby Coligny » Tue Aug 18, 2015 9:36 pm

Roaches are city dwellers. More living space, less predators. Also, roach need heat in winter,,. So sewers, subways tunnels and more or less heated homes/kitchen are helping.
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Re: Slow news day for Debito

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Aug 18, 2015 11:35 pm

Coligny wrote:Roaches are city dwellers. More living space, less predators....

Those are not " roaches"--- They're cat toys. :razz:
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Re: Slow news day for Debito

Postby Coligny » Tue Aug 18, 2015 11:42 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
Coligny wrote:Roaches are city dwellers. More living space, less predators....

Those are not " roaches"--- They're cat toys. :razz:


Those ?

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