"All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

[matsuki]

Russia bans US and EU food imports

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news ... d=11305386

Maybe they can trade food for new hardware?

That's a joke, right?

Comrade's population control...starve the pop by trading away the crops, then kill more with Russian quality military hardware. (don't forget to stencil on some katakana so they can blame it on Japan)

[Samurai_Jerk]

Russia bans US and EU food imports

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news ... d=11305386

Maybe they can trade food for new hardware?

That's a joke, right?

Comrade's population control...starve the pop by trading away the crops, then kill more with Russian quality military hardware. (don't forget to stencil on some katakana so they can blame it on Japan)

The population is already starving. If there's one thing NK doesn't have to trade, it's food.

[matsuki]

I know, of course I'm joking but like Coligny is always going on about, starving peasants are often times low priority when compared to the military.

[yanpa]

Russia bans US and EU food imports

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news ... d=11305386

Maybe they can trade food for new hardware?

That's a joke, right?

Comrade's population control...starve the pop by trading away the crops, then kill more with Russian quality military hardware. (don't forget to stencil on some katakana so they can blame it on Japan)

The population is already starving. If there's one thing NK doesn't have to trade, it's food.

Am I missing something here? The linked article is about Russia, not NK.

[wagyl]

I've only just got it but I think Choko was suggesting that the ban on US and EU food to Russia opens up opportunities for NK to offer food to Russia in exchange for new military hardware. I initially thought he had posted in the wrong thread.

[matsuki]

I've only just got it but I think Choko was suggesting that the ban on US and EU food to Russia opens up opportunities for NK to offer food to Russia in exchange for new military hardware. I initially thought he had posted in the wrong thread.

....and we have a winner

[TennoChinko]

North Korean is mosto pi-you-ti-foolesto Korean!

[Coligny]

I would have expected this from Russel... Not from someone sane...

[Russell]

I would have expected this from Russel... Not from someone sane...

I was just about to ask whether an AV is available of her.

And my name is Russell. Thank you.

[Coligny]

Can I call you Shirley ?

[Russell]

Can I call you Shirley ?

Nope, but Sirley will do.

[Mike Oxlong]

Can I call you Shirley ?

Nope, but Sirley will do.

I've never known you to be surly.

[Russell]

Can I call you Shirley ?

Nope, but Sirley will do.

I've never known you to be surly.

Surely, you may be on to something.

[Samurai_Jerk]

North Korean is mosto pi-you-ti-foolesto Korean!

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[Russell]

Oh, that's why I really dislike this fat pig...

[Taro Toporific]

Without any cars, "Car Riding Group" tours Best Korea!

"Car Riding Group Visits Mangyongdae"

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@KCNAWatch" http://kcnawatch.nknews.org/article/eq8b #NorthKorea

Yang Hyong Sop Meets Car Riding Group
Pyongyang, August 15, 2014 17:41 KST (KCNA) --Yang Hyong Sop, vice-president of the Presidium of the Supreme People's Assembly, met with the Russia-cross Korean Peninsula car riding group...
...The group is taking part in the "Paektu-Halla car riding for supporting the peace and reunification"...more...

Click to play video...

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[Russell]

North Korea transfers tanks to Chinese border

North Korea has transferred one of its newest and most modern armoured units to the border with China, in the latest indication of the depth of the rift between the two erstwhile allies.

An estimated 80 tanks of the 12th Corps of the North Korean People’s Army have been reassigned to Ryanggang Province, the strategically important frontier region that shields North Korea’s east coast ports, including Wonsan.

[...]

Formed in 2010, the unit has the specific task of repelling Chinese troops in the event of an incident in the border region. However, military analysts believe that the North Korean unit would stand little chance in the event of a full-scale attack by the technologically advanced Chinese forces.

Quoting South Korean sources, the paper also reported that a further 80 armoured personnel carriers were scheduled to be deployed to the province in the near future, apparently on the orders of Kim Jong-un, the North Korean leader.

The reason for the transfer of front-line units away from the heavily fortified border with South Korea is the growing fear in Pyongyang that China, North Korea’s only significant ally, could be preparing to “betray” Mr Kim’s regime.

North Korea refuses to rule out the possibility of further nuclear weapons tests, has in recent weeks fired volleys of short-range missiles in coastal regions and continues its rhetoric against South Korea, the United States and Japan.

Beijing has attempted to convince North Korea that peaceful coexistence with its neighbors and the wider international community is in Pyongyang’s best interests, but that advice has been ignored.

[...]

To underline its displeasure, Beijing has not permitted any deliveries of critically needed fuel oil into the North since the start of the year.

In May, Chinese military units carried out exercises close to the North Korean border, manoeuvres that analysts suggest were designed to send a message to Pyongyang.

In response, North Korea has stepped up the construction of concrete machine-gun emplacements on the Chinese border, while propaganda has begun to describe Beijing as the North’s traditional enemy.

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[Coligny]

ok, so now, WHO is still friend with the chineses ?

[matsuki]

ok, so now, WHO is still friend with the chineses ?

I dunno but if war breaks out between them, it's gonna be the biggest "let em fight" war evar!!!

[Russell]

Quiz

Q: How does a hideous lantern jaw look like?

[matsuki]

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Lady Killa!

[Russell]

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Lady Killa!

No, that's not what a hideous lantern jaw looks like.

[Coligny]

Yer djealous of all dem fine pussyz da Boss' be gettin'

[matsuki]

Yer djealous of all dem fine pussyz da Boss' be gettin'

What the hell are they wearing? I think the caption was something about him visiting a farm?

[Samurai_Jerk]

Looks like magic Mormon underwear.

[wagyl]

Nah, not enough Masonic symbols.

[Russell]

Yer djealous of all dem fine pussyz da Boss' be gettin'

What the hell are they wearing? I think the caption was something about him visiting a farm?

They are wearing sheep clothing...

[Taro Toporific]

Holy Kimchee!
Who let Cookie Monster in the cookie factory?

Today's front page news in North Korea: Kim Jong Un inspects a cookie factory.

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pic.twitter.com/qFjFTNPKHh --- Steve Herman (@W7VOA) August 24, 2014

[Russell]

[Russell]

North Korea 'backs Scottish independence'

Exclusive: Kim Jong-un's regime would support an independent Scotland under Alex Salmond and is hoping to trade its natural resources for Scotch whisky.

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Can't deny they have a good taste...