FAO Coligny

[matsuki]

¿Que?

Need I say more?

[Taro Toporific]

CATTOO???

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[Coligny]

It's catmooflage...

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[Coligny]

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Feline team 666...

[Grumpy Gramps]

When your ass falls off...

[Coligny]

Bengals... The closest thing to a feline loaded on cocaine... Except they don't actually need the cocaine...
Just picture a regular cat on his daily 10min of crazy... But lasting 24/7...

[Takechanpoo]

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neko nerds are such antisocial freaks

[Coligny]

do you pick words at random in a dictionary when you try to make sentences ? like a sort of color by number but for languages ...

[matsuki]

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Feline team 666...

Still in training....

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[Samurai_Jerk]

do you pick words at random in a dictionary when you try to make sentences ? like a sort of color by number but for languages ...

What he wrote makes perfect sense but the cost of that bag doesn't.

[Coligny]

Thanks maitre Capello, making sense and being original ain't flying da same plane...
You + gaijin + more or less pseudo insulting statement... 90% of his posts, 10% remaining being aboot his inferiority complex toward gooks.

The retards from kindergarden with clear signs of foetal alcohol poisonning were boring in their days. Most of them died eating or sniffing glue. Not sure there is a need for take to remind us those are the dominant species in japan.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Thanks maitre Capello, making sense and being original ain't flying da same plane...
You + gaijin + more or less pseudo insulting statement... 90% of his posts, 10% remaining being aboot his inferiority complex toward gooks.

The retards from kindergarden with clear signs of foetal alcohol poisonning were boring in their days. Most of them died eating or sniffing glue. Not sure there is a need for take to remind us those are the dominant species in japan.

You didn't say anything about originality. You said said what he wrote was a meaningless jumble of words which it's not. Anyway, what level of originality are you looking for? Your constant recycling of played out internet memes and hack jokes isn't the best example.

[Coligny]

Dood, if you don't understand what I say, why don't you just fuck off ?

I 'm certain there's countless 100y/blowjob hostesse ready to pretend to listen to you... There might even be reminding you of your mom so you can work out that little oedipian thing of yours. Meanwhile the whole sandbox bully shit you're pulling might be even more tiring than a 30th repost of Russian offroad truck picture...

Tl/dr:blow me

[Samurai_Jerk]

Dood, if you don't understand what I say, why don't you just fuck off ?

I 'm certain there's countless 100y/blowjob hostesse ready to pretend to listen to you... There might even be reminding you of your mom so you can work out that little oedipian thing of yours. Meanwhile the whole sandbox bully shit you're pulling might be even more tiring than a 30th repost of Russian offroad truck picture...

Tl/dr:blow me

You're one who keeps bringing up mothers so I think we know who has the issue there.

[Coligny]

Yea, the typical preschool comeback. It's not me the poopy head, it's youze...
Had phpbb search function been anything else than hopeless i would have looked for the post were you lost your shit on the topic, pretty entertaining times. Nice that you upped your meds though...
Now, like for wagyl and omae moron, maybe reconsider a better way to spend your time than posting in the fao coligny thread... You have your captive audience in kurogane, enjoy it, cultivate it, don't waste your hopes in trying to catch my limited attenshiun span...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Had phpbb search function been anything else than hopeless i would have looked for the post were you lost your shit on the topic, pretty entertaining times.

What was funny about that is you took it seriously, got scared, and stopped posting here for 2 or 3 months.

[Coligny]

yes... you really don't manage well to think outside the bully doctrine... top of the food chain , alpha male and shit...

sooo what was it ? real threat ? uchi benke threat ? come on... tell us... at some point physical threqt on this forum were reason for ban... don't let us hang there with our dicks half wet...
Me... i'll post an abbreviated list of stuff that desperately need to be done before the temp drop too much. now it's almost perfect aside from these fucking rainshowers...

[Coligny]

highbeam HID
fog HID lenses
fog HID hi/low switch
fog DRL halo power
side mirror courtesy lights
side mirror turning signal
side mirror DRL
left mirror backing switch (urgent)(really)
fuck it... too long and depressing... more than a page remaining and the parts are spread everywhere... giving up...

[Samurai_Jerk]

yes... you really don't manage well to think outside the bully doctrine... top of the food chain , alpha male and shit...

sooo what was it ? real threat ? uchi benke threat ? come on... tell us... at some point physical threqt on this forum were reason for ban... don't let us hang there with our dicks half wet...
Me... i'll post an abbreviated list of stuff that desperately need to be done before the temp drop too much. now it's almost perfect aside from these fucking rainshowers...

I didn't make a threat. I just stated a fact.

[Coligny]

Of course you did... just state... whatever... I would never dare contradict you. You might say that you don't understand... again...

-check expiry date on bug out bag self heating meals
-remove diamond jacklift cut the foam to fit the hydraulic one instead
-replace space saver spare wheel with full size alloy in stock
-wire the trailer plug
-relocate the fridge
-wire the outside louspeaker
-finish putting the roof rack (urgent)(but must finish black vinyl wrap it first)
-remove third row seats (urgent)(but need empty trunk first... not gonna happen anytime soon)
-tortie vaccination (urgent)
-shop vac repair (urgent)
more to come
Bit way more than I can chew especially with a workshop on the 2nd floot...

[Coligny]

And today the air is breathable. Celebration courtesy of the huffington post.

Here are 21 awesome (and hilarious) expressions for female masturbation that any lady can use to nickname her DIY time.

Ménage à moi
Paddling the pink canoe.
Finger painting.
Visiting the safety deposit box.
Dialing the rotary phone.
Auditioning the finger puppets.
Womansplaining yourself.
Engaging in safe sex.
Getting lost in the deep end.
Jillin' off.
DIY time.
Doing a Meg Ryan.
Fanning the fur.
Girls' night in.
Checking the undercarriage.
The downstairs D.J.
Buttering your muffin.
Visiting the bat cave.
Knitting.
Diddling Miss Daisy.
Playing the piano.

[Coligny]

Things to avoid doing again (maybe):

One of your FB "friend" announce she's pregnant.
And your answer is:
"OMG how did it happen ? Do you know who the father is ?"

Some people have really no sense of humour. Not my fault if she sat on more knees than a napkin. Frack, she changes boyfriend more often than i rotate my tires...

[matsuki]

Things to avoid doing again (maybe):

One of your FB "friend" announce she's pregnant.
And your answer is:
"OMG how did it happen ? Do you know who the father is ?"

Some people have really no sense of humour. Not my fault if she sat on more knees than a napkin. Frack, she changes boyfriend more often than i rotate my tires...

One of my friends just found out she's knocked up (not me! I swear!) and was already scheduled to get married in Feb to the father. You'd think it would be a happy ordeal but "junban ga!!!" and she actually considered aborting it Can't have people thinking it was a dekitakekkonn now can we? Saving face/image is EVERYTHING!

[kurogane]

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neko nerds are such antisocial freaks

I remember when the Interwebz was new a regular at one BBS posted a hilarious calculus of how you can measure a person's useful intelligence and social normality in direct inverse relation to how strongly they express their like of cats. It wasn't so much the undeniable truth of the equation as the wording of his post that made it an early classic. Now, of course, the cat ladies have taken over, and the idiots have the only set of keys. If those bags weren't so damn expensive it would be funny to do up a few Youtubes of them in Kitty Gitmo.

FTR, I admire cats more, but dogs are just cooler. A guy that prefers cats is just trying to distract himself from his longing for pud penis. NTTAWWT

[Coligny]

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you forgot to say spastic...

[kurogane]

Ur a silly kitty

[Russell]

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I have to go to France and must stay there for two weeks. The only things I wanted to see are impossible: the Asterix theme park is closed for French holidays from October to April, there are no dwarves in the the Moulin Rouge anymore and it turns out that Plastic Bertrand is Belgian, so that puts paid to all the worthwhile French culture.
Is there anything else worth seeing in the land of collaboration and snail- and frog-eating?

[kurogane]

Sorry, SDH, I can't help you. I have been boycotting France since 1995.

Anyways, FAO Coligny BOT:

Time for a mini-cation to the US?

Purr-fect Thursday awaits thanks to Uber kittens

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/m ... /74757500/

It's a purr-fect way to spend a paw-t of your Thursday — with cute, cuddly kittens.
Uber will be delivering kittens on-demand in more than 50 cities across North America, including Detroit.

They don't say how they're being prepared or what kind of dipping sauce they come with, but being the states and all I am sure there will be a good variety.

[Coligny]

Have a Visa credit card with chipset and pin code. Avoid the moneo stuff never worked back then.
Avoid cash. 20 or 40 euros. Coins preferred. No bill bigger than 10 euros.
Backpack carried in front in subway and bus. Some streets too. No maps. Don't smile.
Don't even make eye contact with anything wearing baseball cap, sweatpant, yoga pants and basket shoes. Burburry and LV bag carried by youth are warning signs too.
Prefer bullpup and cqb firearms. Submachine guns makes good secondaries (MP5/MP7) one or 2 flashbang grenades minimum if it get dicey.
Avoid smartphone, buy a 100y watch, no jewellry. To be transparent: greasy hairs (set with olive oil and stale beer) long light gray raincoat with holes and stains. Especially black/rust all around the bottom to look lile you had to sleep in the rain. Stain it with some piss in the back. Empty whine bottle popping from side pocket can work as melee weapon.
Don't shave, apply brown dark make up to nose and cheeks to look drunk. Long jagged nails. Use black marker underneath to stain them. Scratch with sharp key put dirty bandage. Lots of field guys have been betrayed by their manicured hands.