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Re: Let them eat rice ... Fukushima rice

Postby Coligny » Sun May 26, 2013 6:51 pm

Can't we just shoot all those people before they make more damage ?

Waiting for the "what make you think this rice is any dangerous ? You think you are smarter than the governement" retort... Hey I got no merit, I was already served with this when I previously questionned the safety of fresh vegetables from around there in the previous years...
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Re: Let them eat rice ... Fukushima rice

Postby GomiGirl » Sun May 26, 2013 7:46 pm

Russell wrote:Farmers resume planting rice near crippled Fukushima site

Farmers have resumed planting rice for market only 15 kilometers from Japan’s crippled Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant.


What a nightmare. Sure they are going to be "testing" but that is crap - if a batch fails the first round of tests they will resample it until falls below some random arbitrary level or worse it will be stolen and relabeled and sold as Kyushu rice.

I wanna start getting my rice sent up from Australia at this rate. Hey Taro - can we buy directly from your rice ranch please???
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Re: Let them eat rice ... Fukushima rice

Postby Coligny » Sun May 26, 2013 8:12 pm

Judging by previous happenstance.
When a testing level is too high, jst mix with known good rice
When all else fail, raise safety limit.
New trend, have two set of safety limits, one really low for known good stock, one randomly set to match the level of the currently tested batch. Also known as "not even pretending to give a fuck anymore"
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Re: Let them eat rice ... Fukushima rice

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun May 26, 2013 10:46 pm

This is....Japan.
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Re: Let them eat rice ... Fukushima rice

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Re: Let them eat rice ... Fukushima rice

Postby Coligny » Mon May 27, 2013 3:10 am

Dood, at least

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Re: Let them eat rice ... Fukushima rice

Postby Russell » Mon May 27, 2013 7:18 am

If it is properly labeled, then nobody will buy it.

So, they will sell it in products that do not need labeling for each of their ingredients (read: bentos, onigiri, ...). And, then of course there are restaurants...
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Re: Let them eat rice ... Fukushima rice

Postby matsuki » Mon May 27, 2013 11:14 am

Russell wrote:If it is properly labeled, then nobody will buy it.

So, they will sell it in products that do not need labeling for each of their ingredients (read: bentos, onigiri, ...). And, then of course there are restaurants...


THIS....is Japan trying to compete with China in this area or what?

They could do something reasonable with all that unusable land like create solar/wind farms....but TIJ. Too straight forward and makes too much sense.
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Re: Let them eat rice ... Fukushima rice

Postby IparryU » Mon May 27, 2013 1:12 pm

chokonen888 wrote:
Russell wrote:If it is properly labeled, then nobody will buy it.

So, they will sell it in products that do not need labeling for each of their ingredients (read: bentos, onigiri, ...). And, then of course there are restaurants...


THIS....is Japan trying to compete with China in this area or what?

They could do something reasonable with all that unusable land like create solar/wind farms....but TIJ. Too straight forward and makes too much sense.

Japanese govt asks their tarento and other big names to go to fuckedshima to eat contaminated rice to prove it is safe...

Chinese govt asks their tarento and other big names to go drink red water out of the river where all the pigs died to prove it is safe...

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Re: Let them eat rice ... Fukushima rice

Postby Coligny » Mon May 27, 2013 1:37 pm

I aint no jap or chinese d00d

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Re: Let them eat rice ... Fukushima rice

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue May 28, 2013 8:15 am

Fukushima rice...Rise up in protest of your defamation!
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Re: Let them eat rice ... Fukushima rice

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue May 28, 2013 8:45 am

That bowl on the left looks like a bloke who's been constipated for weeks and has now finally had a dump, literally filling his bath. The one on the right is probably German (or a police officer) because it looks like it's enjoying wallowing in a pile of shite.
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Re: Let them eat rice ... Fukushima rice

Postby Coligny » Tue May 28, 2013 10:25 am

That "brown bath" remind me of a bathing time incident with a mischievious baabeeee...

She learned to like showers after that... and was lucky the car pressure washer didn't work with hot or soapy water...
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Re: Let them eat rice ... Fukushima rice

Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue May 28, 2013 11:28 am

Brown bath...Louie CK did a brilliant episode featuring one of those in his latest series on FX.
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