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Russell wrote:Men in Sweden warned after sighting of testicle-eating fish
It sounds like the plot to a low-budget horror movie but the discovery of a 21cm fish off Sweden's southern coast should unsettle any man thinking of going for a swim there.
wagyl wrote:I think this might be the equivalent of an eyeball licking story.
The source for the PNG testical victims element is "The locals told me that..." from an interview with a person promoting his intrepid extreme fishing show in the Daily Fail, clickbaiter par excellence (in fact it baits using balls).
The Independent, which Russell linked, is reporting what the Daily Telegraph reported (I love media as a source of news).
More than that, I am very surprised that a freshwater tropical fish is living in the Øresund. I would think it was too briny and too cool.
Russell wrote:The sea near Sweden may be too cold, but I wonder what happens if these fish show up at Japan's coast.
Whackypedia wrote:Pacu (Portuguese pronunciation: [paˈku]) is a common name used to refer to several common species of omnivorous South American freshwater fish
Whackypedia wrote:While they are not aggressive carnivores like the piranha, their crushing jaw system, used primarily for eating seeds and nuts,
wikipedia wrote:In New Guinea
Pacu were introduced in 1994 to the Sepik River, and in 1997 to the Ramu river as a food source, due to overfishing of native species. Local people blame the fish for outcompeting native species, including juvenile crocodiles, as well as for several attacks on humans.[42] Two fishermen reportedly died from having their testicles ripped off by pacus.[43]
wagyl wrote:They are river fish. Salt water is toxic to them.
The manine environment between Japan and for example New Guinea is similar enough for many species to share that range, for example the Blue Ringed Octopus. It is harder for river fish to make that leap, especially as the rivers here will not maintain a tropical temperature.
yanpa wrote:Russell wrote:The sea near Sweden may be too cold, but I wonder what happens if these fish show up at Japan's coast.
Unless the radioactive seawater causes them to mutate, I suspect wagyl's observation about them being freshwater fish will continue to hold true.Whackypedia wrote:Pacu (Portuguese pronunciation: [paˈku]) is a common name used to refer to several common species of omnivorous South American freshwater fish
Also, I wonder if some excitable churnalist misread one of their primary sources?Whackypedia wrote:While they are not aggressive carnivores like the piranha, their crushing jaw system, used primarily for eating seeds and nuts,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacu
Russell wrote:So you guys think it is safe to get a BJ from a fish? (Warning: NSFW)
wagyl wrote:Which begs the question: WTF were you asking Google?
Russell wrote:Since my search history covers all of the spectrum,
wagyl wrote:I also note that you have avoided the question about your search query terms again. Fine. Keep your secret.
Russell wrote:wagyl wrote:I also note that you have avoided the question about your search query terms again. Fine. Keep your secret.
You keep asking that question; kind of desperate?
But fine, here is my search term: "blowjob by fish", and the first result is the link. Told you, my Google search results are unbiased.
BTW, do you now understand why those giant carps are called "Koi" in Japan (pun intended).
And now you also know why those fish are so expensive in Asia...
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
I also now know why the word koi means "love" (unless you're a Western tattoo artist, when there's a high likelihood it means "strange," and vice versa.)
Coligny wrote:Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
I also now know why the word koi means "love" (unless you're a Western tattoo artist, when there's a high likelihood it means "strange," and vice versa.)
Yeah, that's what i truly love with that language... Every 'things' have 20 words to call or describe them and their opposite depending on where you are from and every word stand for 20 different things and their opposite too... (That you of course can write with 10 kanjis each and half a dozen combination of hiragana and craptakana) At this point you wonder why they even bother calling it a language and we are wayyy past the mediocrity of a pidgin... just a random clusterfuck but you have to be a true nipponjin to be allowed to play that game... If not you are just a dirty fureigner unable to understand the subtulty (emmm randomness) of the japanese language...
Coligny wrote:HEY you didun't warn there was no sex involved... Shame on you...
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