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Guns don't shoot people... toddlers with guns do

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Guns don't shoot people... toddlers with guns do

Postby yanpa » Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:02 am

The toddler rampage continues unchecked...

Auntie Beeb wrote:US boy, three, shoots both parents in New Mexico

A three-year-old American boy has shot his mother and father with the same bullet after pulling a gun from her handbag, police say.

The incident took place in a motel room on Saturday afternoon in Albuquerque in the state of New Mexico.

The toddler was apparently reaching for an iPod.

The bullet passed through his father's buttock and hit his mother, who is eight months pregnant, in the arm. Both parents are said to be recovering.

The boy's two-year-old sister, who was also in the room at the America's Best Value Inn, was unhurt.

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Re: Guns don't shoot people... toddlers with guns do

Postby Grumpy Gramps » Mon Feb 02, 2015 9:09 am

Just a little onset of Oedipus complex. Totally normal at this age.
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Postby Russell » Mon Feb 02, 2015 9:21 am

Walmart shooting: Two-year-old boy shoots mother dead in Idaho store with gun he found in her handbag
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Re: Guns don't shoot people... toddlers with guns do

Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Feb 02, 2015 9:30 am

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Postby J.A.F.O » Mon Feb 02, 2015 9:59 am

Not to minimize the seriousness of it all, but am I the only one who would get backhanded for rummaging through their mother's purse?
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Re: Guns don't shoot people... toddlers with guns do

Postby IparryU » Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:51 am

yanpa wrote:The toddler rampage continues unchecked...

Auntie Beeb wrote:US boy, three, shoots both parents in New Mexico

A three-year-old American boy has shot his mother and father with the same bullet after pulling a gun from her handbag, police say.

The incident took place in a motel room on Saturday afternoon in Albuquerque in the state of New Mexico.

The toddler was apparently reaching for an iPod.

The bullet passed through his father's buttock and hit his mother, who is eight months pregnant, in the arm. Both parents are said to be recovering.

The boy's two-year-old sister, who was also in the room at the America's Best Value Inn, was unhurt.

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you know this belongs in "My fellow Americans" thread... Just another day in good ol 'merica! Not to mention NM, pretty fucked state.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:39 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Image


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Postby IparryU » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:56 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Mike Oxlong wrote:Image


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Postby JAVGOD » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:14 pm

they should have more kids. :cheers:
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Re: Guns don't shoot people... toddlers with guns do

Postby yanpa » Tue Feb 03, 2015 12:25 am

IparryU wrote:! Not to mention NM, pretty fucked state.


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Postby Wage Slave » Tue Feb 03, 2015 9:57 am

You are all missing the point. The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. If that toddler's sister had been properly armed she would have taken out the bad toddler before he could shoot his parents. She would have taken him out the moment he put his hand in his mother's handbag. Tragedy averted.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:49 am

Wage Slave wrote:You are all missing the point. The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. If that toddler's sister had been properly armed she would have taken out the bad toddler before he could shoot his parents. She would have taken him out the moment he put his hand in his mother's handbag. Tragedy averted.



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Re: Guns don't shoot people... toddlers with guns do

Postby Wage Slave » Tue Feb 03, 2015 12:24 pm

Coligny wrote:
Wage Slave wrote:You are all missing the point. The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. If that toddler's sister had been properly armed she would have taken out the bad toddler before he could shoot his parents. She would have taken him out the moment he put his hand in his mother's handbag. Tragedy averted.



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Postby matsuki » Tue Feb 03, 2015 2:17 pm

Motel room, children, pregnant mother with a gun in her handbag....talk about classy! The only thing scarier than the toddler with a gun is the continental breakfast.
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