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Apple is shite

Postby legion » Mon Nov 30, 2015 9:36 pm

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/11/27/apple_worker_jailed_for_fouling_flat/

An ex-pat German Apple worker who stored three month’s worth of his own excrement and urine in his luxury apartment has been given a year's worth of porridge by an Irish court.

Robert Kummer, 37, sparked a major public health scare after Gardai initially visited the apartment following a neighbour’s complaints about a foul smell emanating from his Cork pad, the Irish Independent reports.


That is just fucking weird

Like poopy weird
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Re: Apple is shite

Postby yanpa » Mon Nov 30, 2015 9:43 pm

Rumour has it he was testing the new iCrapper assistant to be released in iOS 13 for optimising your personal poop experience in combination with the iCrotchWatch ("it looks like you are straining more than normal, I'm ordering more fibre right now"), but geeky pun alert the app kept core dumping.
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Re: Apple is shite

Postby Coligny » Mon Nov 30, 2015 9:48 pm

Weird, poop, german...

Choose 2...
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Re: Apple is shite

Postby wagyl » Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:12 pm

Coligny wrote:Weird, poop, german...

Choose 2...

Choose two, get one free!
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Re: Apple is shite

Postby Russell » Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:25 pm

They can save money by putting him in a jail cell without toilet...
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Re: Apple is shite

Postby wagyl » Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:45 pm

Twelve months is a bit harsh, I think. it was only three months worth of excrement. If I am constipated on Monday, do I get the rest of the week off?
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