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Postby Coligny » Sun May 29, 2011 3:32 am

I was quite stunned one day when I took a sample from a machine tool website describing the function of the stuff they were selling (I think it was a company in Shenzen/Guangdong*). I put it in the google website translator shmartzabondoogle thinking "lets go for a one way ride into insanity"... And the result was... actually in better english than any website based in Alabama...



*herp derp... I said dong... lulz...
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Postby pheyton » Sun May 29, 2011 11:10 pm

Technology's early attempts to translate Nihongo to English.

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Drunkest Man in Japan

Postby John Dillinger » Tue May 31, 2011 2:15 pm

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Postby osopolar » Tue May 31, 2011 11:13 pm

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Learn french... fast...

Postby Coligny » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:55 pm

essential french for daily communicashiun:

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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:50 pm

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Postby Coligny » Sat Jun 25, 2011 5:29 pm

Certainly a repost... but brain no be worky gud with the heat...

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(no, seriously, the planut seems to spin way faster than usual today, feeling all-a-dizy)
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Jun 25, 2011 7:08 pm

Spanish TV reminds us what a full figured woman looks like...:drool:...waiver granted!!!

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Postby Greji » Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:09 pm

Mulboyne wrote:[YThq]KmDYXaaT9sA[/YThq]

Glad to see you enjoyed that. Powerline.com is a conservative blog that has two of its main writers from Dartmouth, one of was a doukyusei of mine in a technical school many years ago, hence my interest in their blog. They were all over this when he appeared. I also thought it was unusually well done.
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Postby Coligny » Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:18 pm

Greji wrote:Glad to see you enjoyed that. Powerline.com is a conservative blog that has two of its main writers from Dartmouth, one of was a doukyusei of mine in a technical school many years ago, hence my interest in their blog. They were all over this when he appeared. I also thought it was unusually well done.
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Is it sekshual in any kind of way ?

(if so do you haz daguerreotypes ?)
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Postby Greji » Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:36 pm

Coligny wrote:Is it sekshual in any kind of way ?

(if so do you haz daguerreotypes ?)


You're thinking of when I was auditioning for Shinjuku 2 Chome. This was after I quit rope skipping an took up full time toad farming.....
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Postby osopolar » Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:01 am

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Postby Greji » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:03 pm

osopolar wrote:[YT]7wzbNpp2avM[/YT]


Ahhh, this what is the title of this? "MC Hammer does punk?"
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Postby McTojo » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:11 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Spanish TV reminds us what a full figured woman looks like...:drool:...waiver granted!!!

[yt]NeOG5tN-Hu8[/yt]



Thank god!
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Postby matsuki » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:37 pm

Mulboyne wrote:[YThq]KmDYXaaT9sA[/YThq]


Go Coco! That was awesome!


...and this is what happens when you give a girl a camera with a telescopic lens before a hockey game. :wall:

[YT]qkjfvdnvkdY[/YT]

She only recorded the warm ups and was too lazy to even walk down to the glass to get a decent angle :(
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:23 am

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It's still the 4th July in the States.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:59 am

All getting quite heated in Britain. Steve Coogan losing his rag with the tabloids during BBC's "Newsnight".

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weird al in japan, circa 1984

Postby james » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:13 pm

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edit: and this one:

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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:34 am

james wrote:[yt]CXDgTo9Nsio[/yt]

The comment Weird Al wrote below this video sums it up well:
Weird Al wrote:This is me on a Japanese TV show in 1984, singing "Eat It" (badly) in half-English, half-phonetic-Japanese. My look of confusion is not an act - I have absolutely no idea what is going on here. The clip features dancing Sumo wrestlers, a Japanese Michael Jackson, and of course, a guy dressed up as a giant lobster.

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Racing around to come up behind you again
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:05 pm

[SIZE="3"]World biggest upskirt video![/SIZE]

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Postby osopolar » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:40 pm

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listen closely for the background moaning..

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Postby Bucky » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:59 am

This guys says his name -- Geechy Guy -- means crazy in Japanese. Well, close, I guess.

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:59 am

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Postby matsuki » Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:24 pm

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Postby travlr1134 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:47 am

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:38 pm

chokonen888 wrote:[YT]snTpLMUE6C4[/YT]

No wonder it takes so long to get my pizza...all the employees are fucking around instead of working. And these bastards have the temerity to demand minimum wage payments?
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:25 am

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Postby Coligny » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:18 pm

Ol Dirty Gaijin wrote:[yt]rCOt78MB5vM[/yt]


aboot dat' :

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Sweet Move!

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:00 pm

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:13 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:[yt]qTQjVmOe0ZY[/yt]


USA! USA!
Holy shit....what a move! Then again, I think if someone was trying to apply a monkey grip to my testicles as is common in Greco-Roman wrestling, I'd probably move like that myself, too.
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