A crack team of Japanese scientists...

[Taro Toporific]

Bum's the word in Japan security scans
AFP --- Tue, Jan 17, 2012
A team of Japanese scientists claim their pressure sensor sheet can accurately identify an individual's backside and when placed on a driver's seat could be used as a last line of defence to stop someone else driving away your motor
Put your fingerprint scanners away. Stand aside iris measurers. Buttocks are the new way to prove who you are.
A team of Japanese scientists claim their pressure sensor sheet can accurately identify an individual's backside and when placed on a driver's seat could be used as a last line of defence to stop someone else driving away your motor.
"The sheet has 360 sensors, which collect data for 39 features to recognise a person, such as pressure patterns and the dimensions of the buttocks," said Dr. Shigeomi Koshimizu, who led the research...more...

In other Golden Butt news on the FG...

[IparryU]

sorta hard to believe in this pancake ass cuntry...

i take it they also added in a function where a girl is on her rag and wears a pad... you know them scientists are lovin this test.

[matsuki]

sorta hard to believe in this pancake ass cuntry...

THIS....just wait til they test the system on FG and declare it another case of Japanese uniqueness.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Would it stop working if you lost or gained a lot of weight?

[cstaylor]

Would it stop working if you lost or gained a lot of weight?

I'm assuming it's adjusting its enrollment criteria every time you authenticate with it, so unless you don't drive your car for weeks at a time, it should handle normal weight fluctuations.

[matsuki]

I'm assuming it's adjusting its enrollment criteria every time you authenticate with it, so unless you don't drive your car for weeks at a time, it should handle normal weight fluctuations.

So with this, in an emergency, you could be SOL because your ass is not registered with the only mode of transportation. (assuming you live in the inaka)

[Greji]

sorta hard to believe in this pancake ass cuntry...

I'm pretty good at bum identification. Had a lot of hands-on OJT on the trains....

[Coligny]

Should go with a fart authentication system...

Would prevent old people from driving...

/Don't tell me I'm the only one to like to sqweeze one after tightening the lap part of my seatbelt...

Using CG-Lock:


Which is the most overpriced piece of junk ever, but the only thing preventing me from back pain due to the insane driving position on the note. (But my right knee and anckles are starting to be worn out )